sheep

a masturbation tool used by welsh people and derby county fans alike.

sheep own new zealand.

shut up you dirty sheep shagging bastards!

by JP March 29, 2004

chillie dog

When you shit on a womans chest then proceed to thrust your penis in between her large breasts using your feces as lubercation.

by JP October 20, 2003

pop shot

When the guy blows his load in a porn movie.

Porn Star: "Last week I took the pop shot on my face, this week on my ass and next week down the hatch! Boy I'm moving up in the world, aren't I?"

by JP January 01, 2004

blinker

who made up this word

damn blinker killed another one

by JP November 12, 2003

shake shot

The act of shooting cum on a females face.

I gave Jane a nice shake shot lastnight.

by JP January 18, 2005

dough kitty

Noun: A young kittenish man from Kansas of German descent. Likes playing Halo and watching crazy movies with JP.

EX: Look at Dough Kitty pole vault. What a stud.

by JP December 19, 2004

PONTIAC

Fo sho' its a car. But it done got meaning son.
Po
Old
Nigger
Thinks
Its
A
Cadillac.

Look at that fool. Thinks he's all that. He's got 20's on a godamn PONTIAC.

Fo' sho son. Holla out to the 804. JP out.

by JP February 01, 2005