jp's definitions

blue devil

The mascot for the best school in america, nay, the world, Duke University. Also, their outstanding basketball team is 3-time champions of the NCAA tournament.

Lets go blue devils!

by JP March 19, 2005

disdig

A phrase that has been coined on the movie "Kids" by Larry Clark.

this dick

"Hey, do you got disdig?" -- you.
"What is disdig?" -- clerk.
"DO YOU GOT DISDIG!?" -- you.
"What is disdig!?" -- clerk.
"THIS DICK MOTHER FUCKA!?" -- you.
walk away with your friend who just jacked a 40

by jp March 9, 2005

yo-dog

(noun) More politically correct term that red-necks use for the punk-ass thugs who are known to hang out at movie theaters and malls in large quantities and also known to greet each other with "Yo dawg!". Males can be identified by the pants they wear around their knees and females of this variety tend to not wear pants (for very long).

Man I don't go to Regency Mall anymore, they got too many yo-dogs up thar.

by JP January 16, 2005

rip ass

What the fat kid in the back row does when he passes colon air through his anus in the middle of class.

Holy shit! Did Rob just rip ass?

by JP May 8, 2004

GFT

Gods fuck toy.

Man, that kid is a GFT.

by JP December 22, 2003

trombone

When your girlfriend is licking oones ass and at the same time she wanks one off.

Jocelyn's tongue was dirty and then she reached around .......... and played the trombone

by JP March 7, 2005

ninja rock

A ceramic fragment, usually from a broken spark plug, used to break car windows for petty thievery.

The ninja rock popped the cork on the brand new 540i, and we grabbed an ID and a checkbook.

by JP July 27, 2004