jp's definitions

friend zone

Where David is right now

Hey Dave, hows the friend zone?

by JP March 28, 2005

cuchi cuchi

Meaningless but funny catch phrase invented by the musician Charo. Often seen on her many appearances on the show "The Love Boat".

You know you want this cuchi cuchi!

Cuchi cuchi baby!

by JP January 30, 2005

jprocky

the one person who got ViperX down to his knees.

by jp August 20, 2003

dorking

Used in conjuntion with the sport of snowboarding. The process by which an unexperienced snowboarder finds himself unable to traverse the slope correctly, and must slide down horizontally, facing down the slope without turning, thus "dorking" the run. This rubs off powder and moguls enjoyed by qualified boarders and skiers.

Look at those two dorking the run.

by JP December 11, 2003

Suckadelicious

To admire or express a liking for something or someone

This food is suckadelicious

by JP January 20, 2005

Charo

Flamenco musician of the 70s. Holds the record for most guest appearances on the show "The Love Boat" and coined the phrase "cuchi cuchi". She recently appeared on the show "The Surreal Life 3".

Wow, charo has some huge boobies!

by JP January 30, 2005

hegs wall

Laughably bad, random, or ridiculous resumes and other notes that people send into film production offices. Usually displayed on an office wall for the amusement of all.

David became highly embarassed when he saw his resume pinned up on the hegs wall next to an inmate's love letter to the child actor, a synopsis to an adult film called "Toy Story," and a picture of everyone in the office posing with a carboard cutout of Dean Cain as Superman.

by JP May 13, 2005