Definitions by jp

crap cakes 

alternative of "oh shit!"
an acceptable phrase when in a strict situation, where "shit" would be considered offensive

Crap cakes! I just spilled my coffee down my shirt!

crap cakes by JP June 20, 2006

hegs wall 

Laughably bad, random, or ridiculous resumes and other notes that people send into film production offices. Usually displayed on an office wall for the amusement of all.

David became highly embarassed when he saw his resume pinned up on the hegs wall next to an inmate's love letter to the child actor, a synopsis to an adult film called "Toy Story," and a picture of everyone in the office posing with a carboard cutout of Dean Cain as Superman.

hegs wall by JP May 13, 2005

sly fox 

To inconspicuously pee sideways while walking forward --- usually occurs when a bathroom is not convenient and the group refuses to wait for you.

Steve sly foxed after leaving the party and got away scott free, but Toby peed on a tire and got himself arrested.

sly fox by JP May 13, 2005

box of rocks 

When a person, usually a male, has brain matter equivalent to a cardboard box containing a assortment of rocks with absolutely no street value. Not to be confused with a jewelry box.

Mike is a fuckin' box of rocks. He does the dumbest shit.

box of rocks by JP May 13, 2005

Pigger 

puerto ricans who think they's black but they sure ain't.....relating to wigger except with the islander look

look at the pigger, he thinks i slashed his tires

Pigger by JP May 13, 2005

Hot Seat 

To charge an absorbent seat cushion by filling it with ass gas, only to leave and watch as an unsuspecting victim sits on the seat, discharging its noxious fumes.

N.B.: One must use only well cushioned, cloth seating surfaces in the act of hot seating. Leather and vinyl will simply deflect the rectal poisons, gassing the rookie conspirator.

Why did Professor Johnson just run out into the hall, crying?

Oh, I hot seated his desk chair before class. It must have been a bad one; I ate some dried apricots this morning.

Hot Seat by jp April 9, 2005

friend zone 

Where David is right now

Hey Dave, hows the friend zone?

friend zone by JP March 28, 2005