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Noone knows exactly what a japot is. Google searches result into webpages the mysterious person have made a mark ok. Only a select few truly know who the person behind the mystery is.
What the fuck is a japot?
japots by Japots August 4, 2004
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Jadoted: comes from a famous Vayne player.
A Jadoted game means a game in which your closest friend and adc is playing Vayne and decides to leave you out (usually because he's tired) without any chance to win the so called game.
Damn this one is lost. Jadoted!
PERSON1: He left the game without any reason.
PERSON": You've been Jadoted!
Jadoted by Inquation July 24, 2019
This term is used in Japanese lesbian S&M culture to refer to the "dom" in a relationship. The word was formed as a "Japlish" contraction for "a Japanese captain".

The term has been expanded to mean the domineering head of any Japanese-run organization; especially when used to describe an organization peopled by non-Japanese who are subservient to a Japanese boss. Usually expressed sarcastically as a reference to "my Japitan".

The term was purportedly first applied to Akiko Toida an infamous female pervert.
Yes, my Japitan, I will do as you have said immediately.
Japitan by verbiage November 17, 2011

Japooner 

A Japanese "nooner", or perfect nap taken in perfect time, usually 20 minutes, in almost a perfect setting to make it the whole day, sometimes in a cocoon like setting.

It is well known the Japanese pay $7-$12 dollars for 20 minutes inside a private soundproofed room, or cocoon, and wrap up in a cashmere blanket, breathe the purified air and listen to whale cries. It's meant to prevent Karoshi…death from overwork, but here in America, we'll just have a Starbucks, or slam some espresso to get through an 8 to 12 hour day of work so we don't get fired.
James: "Dude, I can't fall asleep on the job, I'll get fired"

Eric: "Dude, you look whacked, dead on your feet bushed"

James: "Dude, I'm so freakin tired, I think I need a Starbucks, or maybe just a tripple shot or Java Jolt" (4 shots straight up).

Eric: "Dude, just go get a Japooner, you'll feel like a new man......fresh and relaxed"

James: "Dude, your a genius"
Japooner by Torsiondrummer October 11, 2009
When something is so funny that you literally "Jizz All Over The Wall Laughing"
Man! That bitches face was so funny i JAOTWL!!!
JAOTWL by Joerard & Chazuso February 6, 2010
it is the North London kebab man pronunciation of Jacket Potato
one Japota with Tuna and cheese
Japota by mikey February 15, 2005