Lying

The ability to use the least amount of information (from the given truth), bend it to your will, add some bullshit to it, and add a dash of charm/reality-distortion field, while slowly changing the topic

Mom: Did you clean your room
Son: Yes i did, and it looks beautiful, as do you, can i have some dinner now

(while lying to his mom
In reality, all the son did was clean the visible part of the room that his mom could see, and quickly changed the topic)

by TMK2 December 19, 2011

Lying

Hiding the truth, something that a pathetic human being does.

“David had sex with Mary” “your lying because I know that isn’t true”

by Spadarcar June 03, 2018

Lying

There is a great many things that are considered lying. If someone tells you something false, knowing it is false, they are lying to you. If someone breaks a promise they made to you, they lied to you when they made the promise. If someone tells the truth, but leaves important details out, they are still lying. If someone (say you're in a relationship) is going behind your back, about important things (going to girls/boys houses without informing you) that is withholding important information, which is lying!!!

I wish he would quit lying to me, it hurts!

by MidnightRavenn September 04, 2017

Lying

Lying Just Means Lying But Is Said Extremely Over-Exaggeratedly, It Is Usually Used When Someone Is Lying (Obviously).

Friend1: I Have A Very Large Penis
Friend2: LYING!!

by SamuelJc July 01, 2006

Lying

What Hillary Clinton does best.

You can always tell when Hillary Clinton is lying because her lips are moving.

by Triglet July 26, 2016

/ly

An online tone indicator/tone tag created mainly to help neurodivergent people, but also to avoid confusion in general. Stands for "lyrics", and can be used after you quote lyrics in a song so that people who don't realize you're quoting a song don't get confused and think you're talking normally and get concerned or confused. It's more useful than you'd think, especially with tweets, online statuses, bios, Instagram captions, etc.
Also known as /l or /lyrics.

Without the tone indicator:
"Two trucks having sex."
"Dude, what the fuck?"
"Oh, sorry- Two trucks having sex. /ly"
"Still weird, but at least I know it's from a song and isn't just you saying weird shit."

by xthorn November 23, 2020

lying

An art that is very hard to master and dangerous to fail at.

lying is good for dealing with authority figures.

For example:

boss: Joe! Did you get that report finished?

Joe: Yes, I'll have it on your desk by lunch.

where Joe hasn't got the report finished.

by Darth Azule February 10, 2010