A
dog of the Jaydon variety. Origin and pedigree are unknown as they tend to exhibit features characteric of Asian animals (small eyes) as well as African (curly hair). Habitat varies, but they tend to be concentrated in the Carlingford/Epping area, or similar Asian ghettos. Can also be found congregrating around any basketball courts, most famously the renowned Loftus. Despite their small stature, they are exceptional athletes, with the driving ability of Derrick
Rose and the jump
shot of Rajon Rondo. Generally display
human characteristics (bipedal) but under pressure (defended aggresively) often revert to their
dog-like tendecies, crawling on all fours and panting. Also watches Korean drama and has a sexy man
bag.
Teacher:Are we missing anyone?
Retard: No one. Except a
dog of the Jaydog variety.
Teacher:...
Person : Hey lets loftus.
Jaydog: Nah fuck ya. I gotta watch
dream high.
Person: Fucking Jaydog.