8 definitions by Torsiondrummer
Get’n Git' is a hybrid quick-stop, one-stop-shop, get-in and get-the-hell-out convenience store gas station. The Get’n Git’ is fused to offer not just fast quality gas, but mouthwatering tasty treats of self-indulging succulent prizes such as no-expiration packaged honey buns, gourmet industrial coffee with choice creamers, or even the coveted grand slam crispy skinned jumbo dog endlessly spinning on heat rollers. The Get’n Git offers self-serving microwavable double stuffed hot pockets, lucid ice-cream doodads and sparkled thingamabobs, laced with coveted flagship flavorful frozen drinks and mixed collections of soda pops and delectable drinks. This pole-positioned popular pleasing paradise maintains its notoriety of speedily whipping up an assortment of refreshing nibbles in the hotbed of nirvana, while getting in and getting out before the store manager subtly waves a shotgun while emphasizing Git’! because you can’t decide, pay, and get going!
Customer Gavin: “Hey you got any butterfingers or tootsie pops”?
Store Manager: “Yeah! Now Get’n Git”!
Store Manager: “Yeah! Now Get’n Git”!
by Torsiondrummer October 3, 2018
Budget Buzz is the flat beer left over from a party, usually the beer from a keg, and placed back into containers for future usage, while you return the keg and tap for the large deposit. Also, a thrifty person's way to max out a keg, when no one is left to finish the keg. It's still good beer, while kept cold in the fridge, and served in a frosty mug.
Dude 1: Hey, what are your plans this evening? Wanna get some beers?
Dude 2: Dude, I'm stayin' home tonight for a budget buzz, I had to return the keg for gas money, and couldn't afford to ice the keg every day.
Dude 1: Oh, can I come over for a budget buzz? I need to save for groceries too.
Dude 2: Dude, I'm stayin' home tonight for a budget buzz, I had to return the keg for gas money, and couldn't afford to ice the keg every day.
Dude 1: Oh, can I come over for a budget buzz? I need to save for groceries too.
by Torsiondrummer July 26, 2009
Happy hour Appetizers - these tidbits of unusually expensive appetizers are somewhat affordable when the restaurant of choice offers to literally split the cost in two. By splitting and slashing the cost of the tasty tangible treats, frugal couples usually order three or more Happitizers which easily substitutes for a regular dinner meal shared among chintzy friends or a penny pinching family seeking a budget buzz. Happitizer Budget Bonus Benefit is when accompanying margaritas are only $1.00, and joined together with happitizers, making an already thrifty date with friends seem even more inexpensive and highly desired for repeat echoed dates striving for an encore of entertainment.
Eric running through through high school halls yelling: “when is the next Happitizers happening”?
Shelia: “let’s go tonight ya’ll”
Shelia: “let’s go tonight ya’ll”
by Torsiondrummer September 30, 2018
This knee charmer is often found in unique individuals with ties to super rich secret submarine service. Although known in military jargon as “foreign objects“, emergency surgery usually unearths armament shrapnel and pieces of snooze buttons from top quality alarm clocks. Still as mysterious as jimmy Hoffa’s disappearance, this enigma of a titillating experience is easily summarized as suspenseful supreme “pop” sensation and not for the feeble mortal, a UFO Alarm Clock is like kryptonite to Superman. If you ever run into someone who has experienced the rare UFO alarm clock, feel free to gift them only the best sour beers for a speedy recovery!
“Hey John, I heard about that UFO Alarm Clock”, you good bro?”
“Yeah man, nothing a good Sour Brew can’t fix”
“Yeah man, nothing a good Sour Brew can’t fix”
by Torsiondrummer July 29, 2020
A Japanese "nooner", or perfect nap taken in perfect time, usually 20 minutes, in almost a perfect setting to make it the whole day, sometimes in a cocoon like setting.
It is well known the Japanese pay $7-$12 dollars for 20 minutes inside a private soundproofed room, or cocoon, and wrap up in a cashmere blanket, breathe the purified air and listen to whale cries. It's meant to prevent Karoshi…death from overwork, but here in America, we'll just have a Starbucks, or slam some espresso to get through an 8 to 12 hour day of work so we don't get fired.
It is well known the Japanese pay $7-$12 dollars for 20 minutes inside a private soundproofed room, or cocoon, and wrap up in a cashmere blanket, breathe the purified air and listen to whale cries. It's meant to prevent Karoshi…death from overwork, but here in America, we'll just have a Starbucks, or slam some espresso to get through an 8 to 12 hour day of work so we don't get fired.
James: "Dude, I can't fall asleep on the job, I'll get fired"
Eric: "Dude, you look whacked, dead on your feet bushed"
James: "Dude, I'm so freakin tired, I think I need a Starbucks, or maybe just a tripple shot or Java Jolt" (4 shots straight up).
Eric: "Dude, just go get a Japooner, you'll feel like a new man......fresh and relaxed"
James: "Dude, your a genius"
Eric: "Dude, you look whacked, dead on your feet bushed"
James: "Dude, I'm so freakin tired, I think I need a Starbucks, or maybe just a tripple shot or Java Jolt" (4 shots straight up).
Eric: "Dude, just go get a Japooner, you'll feel like a new man......fresh and relaxed"
James: "Dude, your a genius"
by Torsiondrummer October 11, 2009
Peniurky. A penis turkey - the phallic shaped turkey is rarest among refrigerators decorated by innocent children who inadvertently design this pecker shaped body covered in feathers around the fall holiday season. Two larger feathers almost cocoon and slightly tear dropped shaped can mistakenly be seen as peniurky balls when the peniurky is flipped upside down. It is rumored this cock-a-doodle-do sounding cockalorum is cocksure confident and certainly cocky.
John: “Hey guys, have you seen this latest peniurky”?
“Oh my god Shelia, that is the biggest peniurky ever! It looks happy, but hungry”!
“Oh my god Shelia, that is the biggest peniurky ever! It looks happy, but hungry”!
by Torsiondrummer September 30, 2018
Approximately quarter japanese, of genetic make up, usually the parent of a married couple is japanese, so thier kids will be one quarter japanese, or quarjap
Lisa: Hey, my dad is Japanese, but my hubby is a mix of whatever, so at least my kids are quarjap!
Cindy:, Oh, well my kids are quarjaps too, because my mom is Japanese!
Eric: Hmmm...
Cindy:, Oh, well my kids are quarjaps too, because my mom is Japanese!
Eric: Hmmm...
by Torsiondrummer November 11, 2009