Torsiondrummer's definitions

Budget Buzz

Budget Buzz is the flat beer left over from a party, usually the beer from a keg, and placed back into containers for future usage, while you return the keg and tap for the large deposit. Also, a thrifty person's way to max out a keg, when no one is left to finish the keg. It's still good beer, while kept cold in the fridge, and served in a frosty mug.

Dude 1: Hey, what are your plans this evening? Wanna get some beers?

Dude 2: Dude, I'm stayin' home tonight for a budget buzz, I had to return the keg for gas money, and couldn't afford to ice the keg every day.

Dude 1: Oh, can I come over for a budget buzz? I need to save for groceries too.

by Torsiondrummer July 26, 2009

Japooner

A Japanese "nooner", or perfect nap taken in perfect time, usually 20 minutes, in almost a perfect setting to make it the whole day, sometimes in a cocoon like setting.

It is well known the Japanese pay $7-$12 dollars for 20 minutes inside a private soundproofed room, or cocoon, and wrap up in a cashmere blanket, breathe the purified air and listen to whale cries. It's meant to prevent Karoshi…death from overwork, but here in America, we'll just have a Starbucks, or slam some espresso to get through an 8 to 12 hour day of work so we don't get fired.

James: "Dude, I can't fall asleep on the job, I'll get fired"

Eric: "Dude, you look whacked, dead on your feet bushed"

James: "Dude, I'm so freakin tired, I think I need a Starbucks, or maybe just a tripple shot or Java Jolt" (4 shots straight up).

Eric: "Dude, just go get a Japooner, you'll feel like a new man......fresh and relaxed"

James: "Dude, your a genius"

by Torsiondrummer October 11, 2009

Quarjap

Approximately quarter japanese, of genetic make up, usually the parent of a married couple is japanese, so thier kids will be one quarter japanese, or quarjap

Lisa: Hey, my dad is Japanese, but my hubby is a mix of whatever, so at least my kids are quarjap!

Cindy:, Oh, well my kids are quarjaps too, because my mom is Japanese!

Eric: Hmmm...

by Torsiondrummer November 11, 2009

Peniurky

Peniurky. A penis turkey - the phallic shaped turkey is rarest among refrigerators decorated by innocent children who inadvertently design this pecker shaped body covered in feathers around the fall holiday season. Two larger feathers almost cocoon and slightly tear dropped shaped can mistakenly be seen as peniurky balls when the peniurky is flipped upside down. It is rumored this cock-a-doodle-do sounding cockalorum is cocksure confident and certainly cocky.

John: “Hey guys, have you seen this latest peniurky”?

“Oh my god Shelia, that is the biggest peniurky ever! It looks happy, but hungry”!

by Torsiondrummer September 30, 2018

Happitizers

Happy hour Appetizers - these tidbits of unusually expensive appetizers are somewhat affordable when the restaurant of choice offers to literally split the cost in two. By splitting and slashing the cost of the tasty tangible treats, frugal couples usually order three or more Happitizers which easily substitutes for a regular dinner meal shared among chintzy friends or a penny pinching family seeking a budget buzz. Happitizer Budget Bonus Benefit is when accompanying margaritas are only $1.00, and joined together with happitizers, making an already thrifty date with friends seem even more inexpensive and highly desired for repeat echoed dates striving for an encore of entertainment.

Eric running through through high school halls yelling: “when is the next Happitizers happening”?

Shelia: “let’s go tonight ya’ll”

by Torsiondrummer September 30, 2018

Get’n Git

Get’n Git' is a hybrid quick-stop, one-stop-shop, get-in and get-the-hell-out convenience store gas station. The Get’n Git’ is fused to offer not just fast quality gas, but mouthwatering tasty treats of self-indulging succulent prizes such as no-expiration packaged honey buns, gourmet industrial coffee with choice creamers, or even the coveted grand slam crispy skinned jumbo dog endlessly spinning on heat rollers. The Get’n Git offers self-serving microwavable double stuffed hot pockets, lucid ice-cream doodads and sparkled thingamabobs, laced with coveted flagship flavorful frozen drinks and mixed collections of soda pops and delectable drinks. This pole-positioned popular pleasing paradise maintains its notoriety of speedily whipping up an assortment of refreshing nibbles in the hotbed of nirvana, while getting in and getting out before the store manager subtly waves a shotgun while emphasizing Git’! because you can’t decide, pay, and get going!

Customer Gavin: “Hey you got any butterfingers or tootsie pops”?

Store Manager: “Yeah! Now Get’n Git”!

by Torsiondrummer October 2, 2018

Creeping Nukism

Sarcastic term used in the submarine fleet, mostly by forward submariners, to describe the slow takeover of aft “Nukes” and their nerdy engineering culture of nerdism. They over think everything and make life miserable and difficult, unless you’re a Nuke! Nukes are famous for being the golden children of the boat, exhausting procedural compliance to the Nth degree, a requirement culture of working near the reactor and engineering spaces. Besides finding their rack for sleeping or the mess decks for eating, these top tiered Nerds know nothing about the forward half of the boat, control spaces and weapons areas. Junior officers graduating to division officer jobs up forward, try “creeping-nukism” philosophy on such admired and prideful Torpedo Divisions, who put the smack down on such tomfoolery without prompting.

TMSN Shmuckatelli: “Chief, the Div-O wants me to make the weekly training to include a 100 question test, with a matrix for scoring, on a 7 vector scale, 3 calculus problems, a 5 part numbering system, an illustrated prt breakdown of 10 drawings, and definitions to require clinical laboratory expertise beyond normal automation to perform”.

TMC Ragan, “Dont get hoodwinked or bamboozled by the creeping nukism, they work harder to get out of work, instead of just doing the work.”

by Torsiondrummer November 12, 2023