A very attractive dude... He gives of BDE, All the blondies like em' and surround em'. Just the sight of him makes you fall in love, but be careful... he's a player.
Tall motherfucker with glasses albino head ass boi. Who thinks he can body kids that are 5’5 in basketball but gets blocked and then snagged. Also misses dunks, layups and alley oops in 2k
A dirtyjakob is an akward sex act in a fake fake taxi, where one moment the driver is wearing shades, and the other moment the 3 petite japanese girls are naked having an orgy while listening to hardstyle EDM
Guy nr 1: Hey bro, were you just driving with the 3 petite japanese girls?
Driver: sure did, did a dirty jakob Guy nr 2: thats epic, no simping in here
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."