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a man who works at kent who dosent know his age......he has a heart shaped head, comes from etheopia and is part of jef's family
jaloo is the cooles man on earth
jaloo by wazime the arabian dream January 27, 2004
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Juh-Gewp

n./adj.

Any object that when inserted into the mouth brings oral pleasure; excitement of the taste buds. Also commonly referred to as a "schmook." A jagoop could be anything from chewing tobacco to "schmookie good" food.
Let's go watch some football and get a big ole jagoop.

That Chipotle burrito bowl was jagoop as fuck.
Jagoop by Schmokie September 15, 2013
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Jalooper 

A slang term for a women’s vagina
“Did you hear about Tommy and Sarah.”
“Yeah I heard he put it in her JALOOPER”
Jalooper by Thickdickdaddy27 April 15, 2020
Old motor vehicle in bad state of repair,unreliable and a general eyesore devoid of any street cred!
jallopy corner e.g. classified ads for bargain cars
jallopy by Motakatsu Hideyoshi February 22, 2008
Damn bro you have jaloozy all over your room. I jaloozied all over that girls face from last night.
Jaloozy by coreykane August 1, 2021
A mythological supernatural entity (demon, spirit, deity, etc.) whose purview is primarily to reduce the quality of films made under his influence; an anti-muse.
JOHN: "Did you ever see 'Gigli'?"

MARY: "Are you kidding? Jabootu's hand was all over that turkey."
jabootu by Paul_Chicago October 26, 2005

Jaboo0dyDubs 

Known for dubbing infomercial videos and just about everything. Such as: Oxi-clean, Orange Glow, Shamwow, Snuggie, Mighty Mendit, and more! All videos include dry humor. Jaboo0dyDubs has followers. Also known as Poopitrators. Jaboo0dyDubs check it out!
Guy 1: Yo have you seen the latest Jaboo0dyDubs video?
Guy 2: Haha, yeah! it's so funny!
Guy 1: oh hey, i'm sleeping with your mom
Guy 2: What??
Jaboo0dyDubs by billymayshere82 December 5, 2009
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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