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Jalooper 

A slang term for a women’s vagina
Did you hear about Tommy and Sarah.”
“Yeah I heard he put it in her JALOOPER”
Jalooper by Thickdickdaddy27 April 15, 2020
Related Words
jaloon jalon jaleon jaloni Jalona jalonda jalong jalonie jalonni jaloo

Bongo Jalongo

a girl who has a fantastic rack which is not big due to excess flab
connor: wow look at those jugs
joe: no they're Bongo Jalongos.......silly connor
Damn bro you have jaloozy all over your room. I jaloozied all over that girls face from last night.
Jaloozy by coreykane August 1, 2021

Japooner 

A Japanese "nooner", or perfect nap taken in perfect time, usually 20 minutes, in almost a perfect setting to make it the whole day, sometimes in a cocoon like setting.

It is well known the Japanese pay $7-$12 dollars for 20 minutes inside a private soundproofed room, or cocoon, and wrap up in a cashmere blanket, breathe the purified air and listen to whale cries. It's meant to prevent Karoshi…death from overwork, but here in America, we'll just have a Starbucks, or slam some espresso to get through an 8 to 12 hour day of work so we don't get fired.
James: "Dude, I can't fall asleep on the job, I'll get fired"

Eric: "Dude, you look whacked, dead on your feet bushed"

James: "Dude, I'm so freakin tired, I think I need a Starbucks, or maybe just a tripple shot or Java Jolt" (4 shots straight up).

Eric: "Dude, just go get a Japooner, you'll feel like a new man......fresh and relaxed"

James: "Dude, your a genius"
Japooner by Torsiondrummer October 11, 2009
People who are constantly on welfare and food stamps and complain about their life in the hole when they spend way too much money on cars or clothes. What they need to do is upgrade from the common ZOO and work for their stuff. People who complain about their issues and how they get used and abused but keep continuing to stay at the bottom because they are lazy.
You: I can't stand him.
Friend: Who?
You: That Jaboon! He just uses us as if we are zoo keepers! Spending our money and getting free food!
Jaboon by Vash8504 February 27, 2011
A pimple that's inside of a penis.
Go pop your jalooty you stuck up bitch.
Jalooty by Fred522 July 31, 2019