jaloon 

An imbecile. Dumbass. A stupid person. Careless and clumsy.

Person A: (hits person B in the balls with a football) Haha Did that hurt?

Person B: Yeah ya jaloon, how the fuck did you think it would feel?

jaloon by niceshirt May 13, 2015

Jalooper 

A slang term for a women’s vagina

“Did you hear about Tommy and Sarah.”
“Yeah I heard he put it in her JALOOPER”

Jalooper by Thickdickdaddy27 April 15, 2020

Bongo Jalongo

a girl who has a fantastic rack which is not big due to excess flab

connor: wow look at those jugs
joe: no they're Bongo Jalongos.......silly connor

Bongo Jalongo by the creator of bongo jalongos December 8, 2012

Jaloozy 

Semen; male ejaculate

Damn bro you have jaloozy all over your room. I jaloozied all over that girls face from last night.

Jaloozy by coreykane August 1, 2021

Japooner 

A Japanese "nooner", or perfect nap taken in perfect time, usually 20 minutes, in almost a perfect setting to make it the whole day, sometimes in a cocoon like setting.

It is well known the Japanese pay $7-$12 dollars for 20 minutes inside a private soundproofed room, or cocoon, and wrap up in a cashmere blanket, breathe the purified air and listen to whale cries. It's meant to prevent Karoshi…death from overwork, but here in America, we'll just have a Starbucks, or slam some espresso to get through an 8 to 12 hour day of work so we don't get fired.

James: "Dude, I can't fall asleep on the job, I'll get fired"

Eric: "Dude, you look whacked, dead on your feet bushed"

James: "Dude, I'm so freakin tired, I think I need a Starbucks, or maybe just a tripple shot or Java Jolt" (4 shots straight up).

Eric: "Dude, just go get a Japooner, you'll feel like a new man......fresh and relaxed"

James: "Dude, your a genius"

Japooner by Torsiondrummer October 11, 2009

Jaboon 

People who are constantly on welfare and food stamps and complain about their life in the hole when they spend way too much money on cars or clothes. What they need to do is upgrade from the common ZOO and work for their stuff. People who complain about their issues and how they get used and abused but keep continuing to stay at the bottom because they are lazy.

You: I can't stand him.
Friend: Who?
You: That Jaboon! He just uses us as if we are zoo keepers! Spending our money and getting free food!

Jaboon by Vash8504 February 27, 2011

Jalooty 

A pimple that's inside of a penis.

Go pop your jalooty you stuck up bitch.

Jalooty by Fred522 July 31, 2019