Definitions by Schmokie

Jagoop 

Juh-Gewp

n./adj.

Any object that when inserted into the mouth brings oral pleasure; excitement of the taste buds. Also commonly referred to as a "schmook." A jagoop could be anything from chewing tobacco to "schmookie good" food.

Let's go watch some football and get a big ole jagoop.

That Chipotle burrito bowl was jagoop as fuck.

Jagoop by Schmokie September 15, 2013

Trice-out 

v.

The act of farting to a degree where the smell becomes a burden on society.

Origin: Common folklore has it that the original namesake had a sub-species, widely believed to be a genetically mutated rat, living in his very own asshole.

Roll down the windows, I think I'm about to Trice-out.

Do you have any matches? Trice-out.

After eating that big ole jagoop, there's no doubt that I'm going to Trice-out.

Can I use your shower? I just Triced-the-fuck-out.

Trice-out by Schmokie September 15, 2013