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Juh-Gewp

n./adj.

Any object that when inserted into the mouth brings oral pleasure; excitement of the taste buds. Also commonly referred to as a "schmook." A jagoop could be anything from chewing tobacco to "schmookie good" food.
Let's go watch some football and get a big ole jagoop.

That Chipotle burrito bowl was jagoop as fuck.
Jagoop by Schmokie September 15, 2013
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Jalooper 

A slang term for a women’s vagina
“Did you hear about Tommy and Sarah.”
“Yeah I heard he put it in her JALOOPER”
Jalooper by Thickdickdaddy27 April 15, 2020
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Jaloopie 

Noun. Another term for a penis.
She was keen enough to play hide the sausage until she saw the size of Bob's jaloopie!
Jaloopie by Dick Wright-Upham November 17, 2010

jalooper 

a hole of some sort
he put it in her jalooper. and she liked it
jalooper by vhillainy August 26, 2021
Where a man inserts his erect penis into a woman's vagina. Occasionally, sex can include the sucking of the penis, oral sex, in which the woman is sucking the mans penis and the man is licking the woman's vagina, anal sex, or hand jobs.
jagoo is like math: you add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and pray you don't multiply!
Jagoo by doitalldayallnight October 31, 2010
Sexual behavior is a form of physical intimacy that may be directed to reproduction and/or to the enjoyment of activity involving sexual gratification.
I just want some JAGOO!

person 1:oh shiit, she gave yu dat becky?
person 2: yea, but she got me feining , i just want some JAGOO! ya feel me
person 1: word, she gotta cut dat bs and get straight to business
person 2: imma get dat Jagoo tonite!
Jagoo by feinforjagoo October 31, 2010
just like "gimme that becky"

person 1: what you doing tonight?
person 2: im going to get some JAGOO tonite!
because no one says im going to get sum sex tonite? getting sum jagoo sounds better
Jagoo by getsomejagoo October 29, 2010
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