jagfuck

An extremely useless person.

I left a message for that jagfuck but of course he never called me back.

Maybe if you weren't such a jagfuck and running late, we wouldn't be in this situation.

by Chip November 25, 2003

jagfuck

Someone in an organization who causes more harm than good. Presumably the merging of "fucker" and "jagoff".

That jagfuck just spent the entire meeting trying to get his laptop to work with the projector.

by Nugget February 29, 2004

Jamfuck

Sex position with girl on bed, hips up, supporting her bodyweight herself with her partner controlling her hips. Almost like reverse cowgirl but laying down.

James: Babe, let’s Jamfuck
Hannah: Ok babe

by ryan was 100% taken April 2, 2021

jugfucker

someone who sticks their dick between a womans boobs for sexual pleasure. chicks might be jugfuckers too, but that would be weird, and i dont know how it would work.

my, look at that jugfucker, working away at janet's lovely tititas.

by mfkittrell April 27, 2006

jamfucked

when activities are fucked up in multiple ways; when daily life becomes affected by someone elses incompetency; public actions that cause harm far exceeding reason.

1) man, they gave me so much shit to do at work today today, i don't know what will get done on time, this job is totally jamfucked.

2) Holy crap George Bush has jamfucked our military.

3) The supreme court has jamfucked the nation with ideas of false liberty.

by prairiemantis June 27, 2012

jafucker

One whose intentions/actions are contrary to the speaker, thus giving rise to contempt for the subject.

Eric, quit being such a jafucker.

by SKB99 October 26, 2006

Jugfuckle

'To Juckle' refers to when you're doing math homework and you assume you know the answer to the question, so you don't bother doing it. By the you get to the end of your homework, you haven't actually written anything down. It is also an advanced form of procrastination.

"Hey Richard, how's that problem set going?"
"This shit's easy, I'm just jugfuckling."
"You better not jugfuckle the whole thing. We have a test tomorrow!"

by Physics '09 September 28, 2006