Chip's definitions

beldar

A Canadian with severe body dysmorphic disorder. Closely resembles Subway Jarrod.

Willy is a fucking beldar.

by Chip March 5, 2003

chipmorechips

To suck multiple cocks.

After making a few nickels trading penny stocks, chip was ready for some serious chipmoerchips with his buddies.

by chip March 30, 2003

blizm with my flip flop

share some booze with a complete stranger, usually some mad dog or a 40.

Hey man, wanna blizm with my flip flop.

by chip July 18, 2003

inspiration academy

Inspiration Academy is an all white conservative Christian school next to a low life black neighborhood in Bradenton. The tennis there is excellent but the baseball program is a joke. Good luck trying to play professional baseball. The hobby and culture of this school is hazing. If hazing was a sport, it would be there best sport to offer in the school.

Jimmy: I just hazed someone in the bathroom

Tommy: was it as good as Inspiration Academy hazing

by Chip July 23, 2017

CHIPPERS

Greatest and sexiest guy alive. Always constantly cool

by Chip September 19, 2003

figuresque

Adjective for describing the perfect female figure.

Combination of "picturesque" and "figure"

Did you see the waitress walk by? She's so figuresque that she could be a model.

by Chip September 24, 2004

slutalia

Italian Slut

Combination of slut and the Italian word for Italy, "Italia."

We were on the train from Venezia to Firenze and saw four slutalias walk by wearing practically nothing.

by Chip September 24, 2004