blizm with my flip flop

share some booze with a complete stranger, usually some mad dog or a 40.

Hey man, wanna blizm with my flip flop.

by chip July 18, 2003

beldar

A Canadian with severe body dysmorphic disorder. Closely resembles Subway Jarrod.

Willy is a fucking beldar.

by Chip March 06, 2003

figuresque

Adjective for describing the perfect female figure.

Combination of "picturesque" and "figure"

Did you see the waitress walk by? She's so figuresque that she could be a model.

by Chip September 24, 2004

Bijon

Adjective: Very interesting, exciting or new.

Synonyms: Rad, Tubular, Excellent

Grand Theft Auto was pretty bijon, but Halo2 is TOTALLY bijon.

by Chip November 18, 2004

poison pussy stab

using your hand, replicate the vulcan death pinch. then, once the females anus hole and vagina hole are visible, agressively stab at both openings with your spread fingers. this technique should only be applied in situations in which the females nether regions smell like monky butt. this technique is also commonly reffered to as the shocker

that bitches pussy was emitting such an offensive odor, that i was forced to liberaly apply the poison pussy stab

by chip April 21, 2004

Chip C

Something so great nobody comes close. Constant coolness

by Chip September 19, 2003

Dell

Slang term for feces, or dung. Also a low quality, low cost computer alternative whose parts are made of shit.

"That is a big pile of Dell"
"That Dell stinks"

by Chip February 07, 2005