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jugfucker 

someone who sticks their dick between a womans boobs for sexual pleasure. chicks might be jugfuckers too, but that would be weird, and i dont know how it would work.
my, look at that jugfucker, working away at janet's lovely tititas.
jugfucker by mfkittrell April 27, 2006

Jackfucker

Someone who involitarily acts like an asswipe
You fuckin' Jackfucker!!!
- see asswipe
Jackfucker by Amy December 12, 2003

jewfuckery

When the Jews are simply fucking around
Gosh darnit them Hebrews are back at it again with that jewfuckery
jewfuckery by Daniel Diggins April 4, 2017

jackfuckery

The possession of a severe mental defect resulting from the consumption of paint flakes, paste, or some other cause of reduced mental faculties. Any acts committed by such an individual are defined as such.
I've had it with the jackfuckery here.

Your jackfuckery will no longer be tolerated
jackfuckery by Batts_Smash June 1, 2011
when activities are fucked up in multiple ways; when daily life becomes affected by someone elses incompetency; public actions that cause harm far exceeding reason.
1) man, they gave me so much shit to do at work today today, i don't know what will get done on time, this job is totally jamfucked.

2) Holy crap George Bush has jamfucked our military.

3) The supreme court has jamfucked the nation with ideas of false liberty.
jamfucked by prairiemantis June 27, 2012

jafucker 

One whose intentions/actions are contrary to the speaker, thus giving rise to contempt for the subject.
Eric, quit being such a jafucker.
jafucker by SKB99 October 26, 2006
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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