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when activities are fucked up in multiple ways; when daily life becomes affected by someone elses incompetency; public actions that cause harm far exceeding reason.
1) man, they gave me so much shit to do at work today today, i don't know what will get done on time, this job is totally jamfucked.

2) Holy crap George Bush has jamfucked our military.

3) The supreme court has jamfucked the nation with ideas of false liberty.
jamfucked by prairiemantis June 27, 2012
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Sex position with girl on bed, hips up, supporting her bodyweight herself with her partner controlling her hips. Almost like reverse cowgirl but laying down.
James: Babe, let’s Jamfuck
Hannah: Ok babe
Jamfuck by ryan was 100% taken April 2, 2021
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jazzfucked 

Listening to jazz music while being aggressively raped by 2 white men and 2 black men
Jim: Mike, "Me, Bob, LeSean, and DaQuean" all jazzfucked that whore that lives in apartment 296 last night.
jazzfucked by Vagina McNuggets October 23, 2012

ramfucked 

Adjective - To be filled to capacity.
(To be beyond rammed.)
"Much to my dismay, my train was ramfucked."
ramfucked by Simon James Smith November 18, 2006

jafucker 

One whose intentions/actions are contrary to the speaker, thus giving rise to contempt for the subject.
Eric, quit being such a jafucker.
jafucker by SKB99 October 26, 2006

jamfaced 

To be severely intoxicated to the point where one runs face first into the wall and inflicts a nose bleed.
Ellen was soooooooooooo jamfaced last night! There was blood everywhere!
jamfaced by jradfakingkarr August 5, 2010

Japhucked 

Total destruction of Japan's North East coast line following the 8.9 earthquake.
Dude did you hear about the Tsunami?" "Yea man - they got Japhucked
Japhucked by Satansfx March 28, 2011
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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