SKB99's definitions

jafucker

One whose intentions/actions are contrary to the speaker, thus giving rise to contempt for the subject.

Eric, quit being such a jafucker.

by SKB99 October 26, 2006

biested

Bastard spoken in a northern US accent, especially relevant when the subject is a really big bastard who likes to tout his bastardom all across Midamerica

"Eric, you faggotty-ass biested, why don't you go and have anal sex with a horny South American goat, as such is your preferences."
"Why yes, such an act is my preference, seeing how I am a true biested"

by SKB99 November 4, 2006