Investi-

A term used to show when your investigating

Let’s swim in the investi-water

Investi- by anonymous August 30, 2023

investi-skating 

The act of driving or skating around unknown areas of a town looking for an epic ass spot to skate.

usually ends in dissapointment and loss of money for gas. but, sometimes you hit a gold mine

"Me and steven went investi-skating at those new apartment complexes yesterday"
"anything good?"
"nope, just 3 2 stairs"

investi-skating by kevin's nuts March 14, 2010

Investi-battling 

When someone does the act of battling while investigating

I’m investi-battling cyberX

Investi-battling by Sanslikestodrawstuff August 30, 2023

Stop inventing 

Get out of here with your bs ideas
Get lost with your absurd ideas

“Carlos give 10 car lengths to Charles”

“Please don’t ask these things; stop inventing”

Stop inventing by F1fan July 5, 2022

Investurbate 

When you can't determine whether something is hot or not, so you decide to put it to the masturbatory test.

I'm 50% certain this HomeGoods ad is heating me up, but I'm not sure. Time to investurbate.

Yahoo Answers couldn't tell me whether or not I'm sexually attracted to Ansel Adams' photographs, so I had to do some ground-level investurbation. I'm not. We're good.

Investurbate by asthmaticdan October 20, 2015

special investigation branch 

The undercover investigative element of the British Royal Military Police. An organisation that is supposed to blend into the wider military community to mirror the effect that CID provide to civil police. In reality it is populated by a bunch of barely literate mouth breathers who spend all day taking screenshots of Facebook and being outsmarted by even the slowest witted squaddie. Most likely military group to be Swingers.

In Special Investigation Branch office:
SIB: "Look sunshine, we know you did it, confess or else"
Perp: "I didn't do it"
SIB: "Oh, you sure? Well, you'd better get out of here, we'll be watching you"
Perp: "L8rs"

special investigation branch by Bumsnorkler March 15, 2019

investigate my hole 

What two guys say to each other,that like one another.

"Hey,Mike."...."Let's go out tonight,and when we get home,you can investigate my hole."

investigate my hole by jim6471 June 8, 2018