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investi-skating
The act of driving or skating around unknown areas of a town looking for an epic ass spot to skate.
usually ends in dissapointment and loss of money for gas. but, sometimes you hit a gold mine
usually ends in dissapointment and loss of money for gas. but, sometimes you hit a gold mine
"Me and steven went investi-skating at those new apartment complexes yesterday"
"anything good?"
"nope, just 3 2 stairs"
"anything good?"
"nope, just 3 2 stairs"
investi-skating by kevin's nuts March 14, 2010
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Investurbate
When you can't determine whether something is hot or not, so you decide to put it to the masturbatory test.
I'm 50% certain this HomeGoods ad is heating me up, but I'm not sure. Time to investurbate.
Yahoo Answers couldn't tell me whether or not I'm sexually attracted to Ansel Adams' photographs, so I had to do some ground-level investurbation. I'm not. We're good.
Yahoo Answers couldn't tell me whether or not I'm sexually attracted to Ansel Adams' photographs, so I had to do some ground-level investurbation. I'm not. We're good.
Investurbate by asthmaticdan October 20, 2015
special investigation branch
The undercover investigative element of the British Royal Military Police. An organisation that is supposed to blend into the wider military community to mirror the effect that CID provide to civil police. In reality it is populated by a bunch of barely literate mouth breathers who spend all day taking screenshots of Facebook and being outsmarted by even the slowest witted squaddie. Most likely military group to be Swingers.
In Special Investigation Branch office:
SIB: "Look sunshine, we know you did it, confess or else"
Perp: "I didn't do it"
SIB: "Oh, you sure? Well, you'd better get out of here, we'll be watching you"
Perp: "L8rs"
SIB: "Look sunshine, we know you did it, confess or else"
Perp: "I didn't do it"
SIB: "Oh, you sure? Well, you'd better get out of here, we'll be watching you"
Perp: "L8rs"
special investigation branch by Bumsnorkler March 15, 2019
investigate my hole
investigate my hole by jim6471 June 8, 2018
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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