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investihater 

Someone who is able to find out the truth when being lied to and in turn retaliates with a smarter technique like exposing the liars dirt. Most "investihating" resources are the internet, computer, myspace, cell phones, cell phone bills, passwords, and being nosie.
I found out about my ex-boyfriends infedility when I started going through his computer. It all started on Myspace, soon I was online checking any and all of his accounts that were started by him. It was easy. After I sent out bulletins of him in my bikini bottoms(only) to all of his work associates, I received my "Investihater" badge. Wanna see it?
investihater by cdubyas December 13, 2008
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investigate my hole 

What two guys say to each other,that like one another.
"Hey,Mike."...."Let's go out tonight,and when we get home,you can investigate my hole."

Government Supported Private Investigator 

A Government Supported Private Investigator means to sneak into a crime base and steal evidence to charge all criminals for their crimes.
You achieved the rank of: Government Supported Private Investigator

investibate 

The act of investigating a pornography site in order to determine it's quality (usually through masturbation).
"Give me the URL of that site, I'll investibate it later."

Brown hole investigator 

Craig and Danny sitting in a tree...what a set of brown hole investigator s!

Investigator Andrew 

An alternate self created by a pot head who has gotten to high and decided to make himself a new personality. This person may try and ruin your life just for 'the lols'
'Guess who just sent nudes to my dad for the lols'
'Andrew?'
'No, Investigator Andrew'
Investigator Andrew by CautionSteve November 15, 2012

investigator

in a typical adventuring team, the investigator covers research and tactical evaluation
investigator: hold on. I know it's weakness...
investigator by Spaz De Kat December 8, 2009