Investicles

Having the balls to put all your money into an investment that will either make you rich or make you bankrupt.

I cant believe Keith put his life savings into that potato-sculpture company! The man must have investicles the size of coconuts!

Investicles by jeffrjohn February 13, 2007

Investicles

What someone has when they make risky investments.

Bob is a dick on the golf course, but he's got real investicles.

Investicles by Shawarma123456765432 January 28, 2010

Investicles

Having the guts or balls to put all of your money in one or a few investments knowing you will either lose it all or get paid

That student who put most of his money in Ford must have serious investicles.

Everyone thought I was an idiot for putting most of my money in Ford but I had good information, insight, and investicles to make the move. I got paid for putting most of my money in Ford.

Investicles by HighNetWorth April 6, 2010

Investicles

nounBelonging to one whose testicles become invested in a woman. This usually means he will be hard to reach as his time is now taken by his girlfriend, and he wishes to protect his investment. He will ignore his friends, lie about what he his doing, where he's at, be less willing to take risk. Putting all the eggs in one basket.

He hasn't answered his phone since they started dating.

He's got investicles man, he's working to get that pussy.

Investicles by Atom Ekwillz Adam May 8, 2013

Intesticles 

When you wreck your balls so hard that they smash into your intestines forming the new body part, the intesticles.

"This patient has severe testicular trauma, we will perform the intesticle separation surgery immediately."

"Dude I fell off my bike pedals and smashed my balls on the fame. Not only did I shred my taint, but my intesticles are still cramping from it"

Intesticles by Hustlerkb September 30, 2013

icesticles 

A term usually used to describe the condition of ones testicles while working outside in bone chilling cold. Carpenters of all trades use the term all too often during the winter months in Minnesota.

Dude, I got icesticles.

icesticles by avaraxus December 11, 2007

infesticles 

Testicles infested with anything.

<Pudged> Oh my dog! I have infesticles!
<LampShade> What from?!
<Pudged> Worms, lice, cancer and little green space men!

infesticles by Bastardized Bottomburp August 27, 2003