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Paying Girls For Sex who Are Your Friends
Person 1: Joeys Been Knee Deep In Clunge Since He Got That New Job
Person 2: Yhh Is Because He Pays Them With His Massive Salary hes an investitute
investitute by boyscout3 January 24, 2011
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investitute 

an institute or school for learning financial investing strategies
When joined Investitute I learned the proper way to invest my money
investitute by quilter19 March 6, 2012

South Hudson Institute of Technology 

A reference to the United States Military Academy at West Point, NY. Cadets at the academy who do not want to be identified as such will say that they are from the South Hudson Institute of Technology (i.e. SHIT) when asked where they attend schools.
Where do you go to school? Oh, I go to the South Hudson Institute of Technology.

Los Santos Institute of Roastology 

A high-end university run by Lamar Davis which teaches its students the science of roasting, especially yee-yee ass haircuts. It is located in Los Santos, San Andreas, USA.
Person 1 : Can i come to your house?
Person 2 : No, we will meet tomorrow at work
Person 1 : Ah man, don't hate me because I'm beautiful man, maybe if you got rid of that old yee-yee ass haircut you got

you would get some women craving for your penis. Or better yet, maybe Tanisha will call your desperate arse if

she stops enjoying coitus with that brain surgeon or lawyer she is making love with. NIGGAAAAA
Person 1 : what?

Person 1 : Do you go an university or do you work?
Person 2 : I go to the Los Santos Institute of Roastology

investigate my hole 

What two guys say to each other,that like one another.
"Hey,Mike."...."Let's go out tonight,and when we get home,you can investigate my hole."

Fashion Institute of Technology 

A state university of New York where students fall into four stereotypes: bitches, hypebeasts, drag queens, and normal people. A “tobacco free campus” where people will smoke right next to the signs saying not to. Basically an all girls school and half the population has tinder because of it. Always trying to find NYU guys to get into frat parties. Only college campus where you can’t show up wearing pajamas to class.
Person 1: OMG you can to the Fashion Institute of Technology?? Can you make me a dress??
Person 2: sorry I’m actually a business major.
Person 1: They have that?

Victoria Park Collegiate Institute 

This is when a school thinks it's tough but it's not. Cops come here like once every 3 months and people start thinking it's some hood school. Some people are sick, but most are toronto hood man wannabes. Scarborough is way better.
Wastyute 1: Yo fham you tryna pull up, i got bare tings in my mama's crib fham
Bucktee 1: Nah fham, mans presto emptier then parkway fham
Wasteyute: Im finna get you that uber man, im tryna get wit them batteries like a (insert an electronic that uses batteries)
Bucktee 1: nah fham, got stained on the 95, told the bus driver i was 12 and he stained me fham,

Wastyute: Your phone too?
Bucktee: Nah, i still got my iphone 5s. And even though I have a shitty ass Iphone 5s, im gonna make fun of people with expensive androids. Because I go to Victoria Park, and that's what I do
Wateyute: Alright fham, i never had any battteries any way fham, I saw some at the club( STC, theres no club) and she told me how im a waste yute, im like Nize that, and she was like shutup you wasteman
Bucktee: Yo fham does she wanna fight, ima ride out fham, ima ride out. I got you bro, uak ima pull up fham
Wasteyute: Nah but ima see you in Victoria Park Collegiate Institute tommow right?
wasteyte: Nah, im skipping
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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