Something that is overly self-involved or self-indulgent.

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.

A certain room, it could be at ones house or work. used to masturbate in privacy. usually filled with comfortable furniture such as a bed or couch. also may include, but not limited to playboy magazines and other types of pornographic images, porn videos, internet porn, and a large t.v. For ones personal pleasure, there may also be lubricants or lotion.

A public restroom, especially one located on the campus of a coeducational institute of learning.

Of, or relating to the act of masturbation.

An adjective describing an image, mental or physical, as being suitable for the use of masturbation.

* Pronunciation: ma·stur·ba·to·ry

* Function: noun

* Inflected Form(s): plural ma·stur·ba·to·ries

* Usage: often attributive

1. A place, usually private, where one can study, perform, perfect, and enjoy any and all forms of self pleasuring. Usually utilized by teenage males, although it can be used by all ages.

2. Any place where masturbation occurs.