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investi-skating
The act of driving or skating around unknown areas of a town looking for an epic ass spot to skate.
usually ends in dissapointment and loss of money for gas. but, sometimes you hit a gold mine
usually ends in dissapointment and loss of money for gas. but, sometimes you hit a gold mine
"Me and steven went investi-skating at those new apartment complexes yesterday"
"anything good?"
"nope, just 3 2 stairs"
"anything good?"
"nope, just 3 2 stairs"
investi-skating by kevin's nuts March 14, 2010
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Investi-battling
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Sports invest
"I need some extra cash, hmmm, i know, i'll throw three hundred bucks on the Melbourne Storm against the Panthers, that has got to be a lock of the week"
Sports invest by Phil Bailey April 14, 2005
Orate x pugs x whoz x invest x lil gamer x everyone else lol
A day where everyone in the apoc community turns gay and have some rough sexual intercourse. Common slangs used in this day is "hop on crim" or "hop on apoc". This day can only be celebrated at December 2nd.
"Happy Orate x pugs x whoz x invest x lil gamer x everyone else lol everyone!"
"You too! wanna hop on crim?"
"You too! wanna hop on crim?"
Orate x pugs x whoz x invest x lil gamer x everyone else lol by pussy nigga balls November 28, 2021
invest
This term when used over email, is a substitue for such words as sex,boned, and penetrated. More often than not, invest is used in place of these words to keep The Man from getting wise about conversations that are not clean enough to make it through corporate email filters.
Jim: This chick wanted to invest the hell out of me me she had large assets, but her portfolio smelled like rotten salmon.
Dave: I hate it when a girl's commodities are rotten.
Dave: I hate it when a girl's commodities are rotten.
invest by White Michael Jordan April 17, 2006
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