Investurbate

When you can't determine whether something is hot or not, so you decide to put it to the masturbatory test.

I'm 50% certain this HomeGoods ad is heating me up, but I'm not sure. Time to investurbate.

Yahoo Answers couldn't tell me whether or not I'm sexually attracted to Ansel Adams' photographs, so I had to do some ground-level investurbation. I'm not. We're good.

by asthmaticdan October 20, 2015

investibate

The act of investigating a pornography site in order to determine it's quality (usually through masturbation).

"Give me the URL of that site, I'll investibate it later."

by cantstopwontstoppp April 16, 2009

Incesturbation

To have sex with your clone.

I engaged in some hot incesturbation last night!

by livejamie June 7, 2004

Incesturbation

When you clone yourself and then have sex with the clone.

The University loaned me their cloning device; I've always wanted to try incesturbation.

by lclaymaz May 15, 2015

Incesturbation

Jerking off or masterbating while thinking about one of your family members

I had a two hour incesturbation session last night thinking about my moms hairy muff

by doing mom September 26, 2006

Incesturbation

The act of having sex with your clone.

"Gosh, mom! Knock before you just barge in! I was incesturbating!!!"
"Oh Lord! When did incesturbation enter this home!?!"

by Korgul December 4, 2009

Insestubate

Insestubate to jerk off and your mom walks in and you surprise cum on her.

"I just insestubated on my mom last night"

by The E Man11231 June 20, 2019