instarig 

A person who when killed, instantly goes into rigor mortis.

“Yo man! That guy dived face first into the 3 foot lake. He went full instarig!”

instarig by bignameguy May 22, 2022

Instarags

It’s what you’d call dishrags and trashy people that your significant other slithers up to on dating sites and/or Instagram, usually behind your back when he needs a self-esteem boost. Dim witted, one-note and superficial. Like dishrags you can find on Instagram. 🤷🏻 ♀️

Are you keeping up on all of the latest with Afghanistan? I bet those instarags don’t even know what’s going on.

Instarags by It’sObviousSimpleMan August 20, 2021

INSTARAGE 

The act of instantly lashing out in rage. Inspired by highschool girl hashtags on instagram and twitter.

Jay TOTES INSTARAGED on me today for throwing a tennis ball in his general vicinity.

INSTARAGE by INSTARAGE Victim August 6, 2012

instareg

New people or members who join chat rooms, lobby's or forums on the internet that have regular members. Makes you a instant regular chatter.

Instant Regular = Instareg

I see Mary is new to this chat site... that makes Mary an Instant Regular... Welcome aboard "Instareg" Mary!

instareg by Urban.Chatter May 30, 2010

instaregret

The feeling you get instantly after ejaculation when you have had sex with someone proper rancid due to slcohol. The pure natural and unstoppable instinct of emptying your sack combined with copious pints of ale takes over all rational thought then instantly returns the split second you orgasm

similar to instaguilt

Dave: - "mate i pulled this munter last light with my beer goggles on... but fuck me i got instaregret the moment i blew my load"

Tony:- "lol, i know what you mean... its like the worst feeling ever"

instaregret by mordzy2 October 20, 2010

instarich

A popular Instagram hashtag (Insta + Rich) that carried over to other social media websites. Used on money, business, and lifestyle-related photos.

Driving a Ferrari around Monaco wearing my new Audemars Piguet. #ferrari #monaco #mylife #instarich

instarich by EducatedManiac January 25, 2019

Instarage 

The act of being enraged due to your girlfriend not liking the photo and can't upload it to Instagram.

Joey became instaraged when Karen looked fat in the recent photo. Karen requested another six photos from five different angles for a quality Instagram pic

Instarage by Tits_McGuee April 19, 2019