Instarags

It’s what you’d call dishrags and trashy people that your significant other slithers up to on dating sites and/or Instagram, usually behind your back when he needs a self-esteem boost. Dim witted, one-note and superficial. Like dishrags you can find on Instagram. 🤷🏻 ♀️

Are you keeping up on all of the latest with Afghanistan? I bet those instarags don’t even know what’s going on.

Instarags by It’sObviousSimpleMan August 20, 2021

InstaFAG 

Instagram + Faggot.
Used to call Instagram users.

Dude, you're an InstaFAG!

InstaFAG by cegeb April 12, 2013

Instagrats 

The generation born from 1997-current, otherwise known as Generatin Z.

You think the millenials are a bunch of pussies, wait till you get a load of them Instagrats.

Instagrats by BlackRex November 25, 2019

instarape 

liking all/many of someone's Instagram posts at once and following them thereafter or vice versa

We started talking on Instagram after she instaraped me.

instarape by Marshah😁 April 14, 2022

Instabrag 

The immediate posting of self congratulatory photos on Instagram with the sole intention of inspiring jealousy among followers. Post often includes the phrase "Are you jelly?"

Did you see Mike got sweet new wheels?

How could I miss it? Saw his Instabrag 1st thing.

Dude, sounds like you're jelly!

Instabrag by cvboom April 8, 2013

instagasm 

Having an orgasm at the mere mention or thought of something.

I had an instagasm when I saw your hot mom naked.

instagasm by Mark McKinny February 3, 2004

INSTARAGE 

The act of instantly lashing out in rage. Inspired by highschool girl hashtags on instagram and twitter.

Jay TOTES INSTARAGED on me today for throwing a tennis ball in his general vicinity.

INSTARAGE by INSTARAGE Victim August 6, 2012