A woman of such hidious physical apperance that one would rather scour ones eyes out than snatch a glimps of her. So deformed and devoid of any attractive atributes that to beat her to death with her own shoes would be an act of mercy and deemable of a sainthood.
You are what you eat, and munters have eaten all the ugly people they could find!
'jesus carl.. that bird you pulled last night was all the munter in the world. She looked like her body had a reaction to her arse and prollapsed her colon through her neck..'
by ozzy3000 August 04, 2006
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a girl unblessed by the beauty fairy
"O my god! did you see the right munter kevin picked up last night"
by Jaki Jordan August 20, 2005
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The word used to describe a truly hideous beast of a woman.
Lambert says :"OMG Steve that must surely be the biggest munter i have ever seen"
Steve says : "Yeah i know look at the face"
by Steve-oholmes November 01, 2005
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(noun, New Zealand slang)person lacking in intelligence who is prone to causing harm and injury to own self.
"Did you see that jump? What a munter!"
by David Gerbault January 04, 2003
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1 extremely ugly person
2 someone who is completely wasted on one or all of the following drugs; Ecstasy Speed/Amphetamines Magic Mushrooms, LSD, Poppers Ketamine or Cocaine, usually in combination with copious quantities of alcohol. Commonly displays symptoms of sweating, dishevelledness, gnawing of the inside of the cheeks, gurning (often without realising it), inability to focus, barely capable/ incapable of stringing a coherent sentence together.
Calling someone a munter can be used as an insult, or perversely as a druggy term of endearment amongst fellow wasters
Apparently a Kate Moss doll is going to be made where she looks like a total munter.
If you enjoy a good session you're a munter.
by Katherine23 April 12, 2006
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Very very ugly person, the next step up from being a minger, who is just ugly.
by Lali_babe June 06, 2003
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1. one who is unbearably ugly
2. to get extremely drunk (get muntered)
josh - have you seen that charlotte girl?
jess- yeah shes a right munter"
josh- yo jess fancy getting muntered friday night?
jess- yeah that would be nice

by FJetch February 17, 2009
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