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New people or members who join chat rooms, lobby's or forums on the internet that have regular members. Makes you a instant regular chatter.

Instant Regular = Instareg
I see Mary is new to this chat site... that makes Mary an Instant Regular... Welcome aboard "Instareg" Mary!
by Urban.Chatter May 30, 2010
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Instarags

It’s what you’d call dishrags and trashy people that your significant other slithers up to on dating sites and/or Instagram, usually behind your back when he needs a self-esteem boost. Dim witted, one-note and superficial. Like dishrags you can find on Instagram. 🤷🏻 ♀️
Are you keeping up on all of the latest with Afghanistan? I bet those instarags don’t even know what’s going on.
by It’sObviousSimpleMan August 20, 2021
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instalegacy

Code created that becomes legacy code the moment it is written. Typically written by someone who has been allowed to code when they clearly shouldn't have been.
Woah! This new mobile-app code is instalegacy. Is that a GOTO?
by meadsteve March 2, 2014
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Instaleg syndrome

A neurological syndrome characterized by unilateral or bilateral numbness of lower extremities while sitting on the toilet for long period of time reviewing social media. This may in some cases extend up to and including your buttocks and perineum.
Hey dude, get off the shitter or your gonna get Instaleg syndrome!
by Dr Gasman May 13, 2016
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INSTARAGE

The act of instantly lashing out in rage. Inspired by highschool girl hashtags on instagram and twitter.
Jay TOTES INSTARAGED on me today for throwing a tennis ball in his general vicinity.
by INSTARAGE Victim August 6, 2012
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Instarection

When a male prematurely ejaculates BEFORE even becoming erect.
nerd: dude that hot girl just gave me an instarection! she didnt even touch my penis and i sprayed my load before i even got it up!
shane: ... you're a lil bitch
by Jake Seaton February 19, 2008
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Instarection

To get an immediate erection from a lovely specimen of the opposite (or same) sex (whatever floats your boat).
Damn that girl in volleyball shorts gave me an instarection before I knew what happened.
by Troy April 30, 2007
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