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It’s what you’d call dishrags and trashy people that your significant other slithers up to on dating sites and/or Instagram, usually behind your back when he needs a self-esteem boost. Dim witted, one-note and superficial. Like dishrags you can find on Instagram. 🤷🏻 ♀️
Are you keeping up on all of the latest with Afghanistan? I bet those instarags don’t even know what’s going on.

instalegacy 

Code created that becomes legacy code the moment it is written. Typically written by someone who has been allowed to code when they clearly shouldn't have been.
Woah! This new mobile-app code is instalegacy. Is that a GOTO?
instalegacy by meadsteve March 2, 2014

Instaleg syndrome 

A neurological syndrome characterized by unilateral or bilateral numbness of lower extremities while sitting on the toilet for long period of time reviewing social media. This may in some cases extend up to and including your buttocks and perineum.
Hey dude, get off the shitter or your gonna get Instaleg syndrome!

INSTARAGE 

The act of instantly lashing out in rage. Inspired by highschool girl hashtags on instagram and twitter.
Jay TOTES INSTARAGED on me today for throwing a tennis ball in his general vicinity.
INSTARAGE by INSTARAGE Victim August 6, 2012

Instarection 

When a male prematurely ejaculates BEFORE even becoming erect.
nerd: dude that hot girl just gave me an instarection! she didnt even touch my penis and i sprayed my load before i even got it up!
shane: ... you're a lil bitch
Instarection by Jake Seaton February 19, 2008

Instarection 

To get an immediate erection from a lovely specimen of the opposite (or same) sex (whatever floats your boat).
Damn that girl in volleyball shorts gave me an instarection before I knew what happened.
Instarection by Troy April 30, 2007