Instagigasm
Instagigasm by MMRELE October 31, 2021
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Instagigasm
Instagigasm by MMRELE October 31, 2021
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instagasm
instagasm by Mark McKinny February 3, 2004
Instagrasm
"I was looking at her feed and I was like, I'm about to have an Instagrasm right now!"
"I had an Instagrasm looking at Scarlett Johansson's last post!"
"I had an Instagrasm looking at Scarlett Johansson's last post!"
Instagrasm by death2lois March 21, 2017
instagasm
1) Verb: To instantaneously and uncontrollably jizz in one's pants upon the thought, mention, sight, presence, brief musings, discussion, pondering, or stalking of a person, place where person hangs out, or thing the person likes, loves, or maybe looked sideways at.... or maybe he or she just thinks about it... maybe... you will find out.... you must find out!
2) Noun: An act of instantaneously, and uncontrollably jizzing in one's pants as a result of the aforementioned reasons.
2) Noun: An act of instantaneously, and uncontrollably jizzing in one's pants as a result of the aforementioned reasons.
Girl 1: So I heard you saw Terry Hatcher yesterday.. She's so pretty!
Girl 2: OMG yeah I know, my ex-boyfriend always used to tell me how she was such an instagasm (it's part of why we broke up, can't have my man chasing another woman).
Girl 1: What's an instagasm?
Girl 2: Look it up on urban dictionary, duh!
Girl 2: OMG yeah I know, my ex-boyfriend always used to tell me how she was such an instagasm (it's part of why we broke up, can't have my man chasing another woman).
Girl 1: What's an instagasm?
Girl 2: Look it up on urban dictionary, duh!
instagasm by Weird People (in a good way) March 24, 2009
instagasm
instagasm by nobody else here May 30, 2017
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A)
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B)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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