Instagrigate

To aggressively instigate a situation

Me: How are you...faggot?

You: Excuse me?

Me: How are you...FAGGOT?

You: hey...

Me: MOOOOOO!

You: shut th...

Me: MOOOOO!

Me: Knock knock...

You: Who's there!

Me: Interrupting cow BITCH!!! (punches thrown)

You: waaaaaaah! oink

Me: moooo(stab)

Guy: that was an instagrigate situation

by Showboat and Ginger boy December 1, 2010

Instagramateur model

The perfectly styled young women and men in Instagram feeds, usually for lifestyle brands.

Her? She's an Instagramateur model. I saw her on that recycled denim and cold brew coffee company's feed this morning.

by udobserver May 23, 2014

Instagrate

To anger or provoke people on Instagram.

Combination of the words instigate and Instagram

Girl 1: Look at mi in dis pic guyyyzzz no makup or editing!!

Girl 2: Ur ugly whore omg duckfaces r soooo gross :/

Girl 3: Girl 2, why do you always have to Instagrate?

by MacaroniMan March 3, 2013