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instaregret

The feeling you get instantly after ejaculation when you have had sex with someone proper rancid due to slcohol. The pure natural and unstoppable instinct of emptying your sack combined with copious pints of ale takes over all rational thought then instantly returns the split second you orgasm

similar to instaguilt
Dave: - "mate i pulled this munter last light with my beer goggles on... but fuck me i got instaregret the moment i blew my load"

Tony:- "lol, i know what you mean... its like the worst feeling ever"
instaregret by mordzy2 October 20, 2010
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Instagret 

The regretful feeling of putting too many photos/an embarrassing photo on Instagram the morning after a big night.
"I instagret that photo I put up of me naked rolling around in my grandfathers ashes."

"Her box gap is smaller than it used to be, she'll be instagretting that photo this morning!"
Instagret by Be Ess March 16, 2013
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Intregret 

Verb - wishing you had not scrolled so far into the google image search. Applicable to any internet regret.
I was looking up unicorns on google images with the safe search off and I now suffer crippling intregret.
Intregret by DamageBats September 12, 2018

Insta-Regret 

Regretting something almost immediately after it happens. Usually leaves you wondering why you did what you just did.

Often occurs after text messages, sent e-mails, and that last drink you shouldn't have had.
"You probably shouldn't drink any more of that tequila, I bet you'll insta-regret it."

"Shut up, don't tell me what to do! (takes a swig) ...Ahh crap, I feel nauseous."
Insta-Regret by The Luke Man October 10, 2009

Instagret 

I was instastalking this person and I had instagret when I liked a post 64 weeks old

instagret 

A combination of the words "instant" and "regret;" the instant regret you feel after doing something incredible stupid and rash.
Lindsay was filled with instagret after telling her boyfriend that she still sleeps with a nightlight.
instagret by lindyjamz June 21, 2011

Instagret 

Regret associated with posting an Instagram photo from the night before that you may or may not remember taking.
Boy 1: "Damn, got huge instagret this morning. Posted a pick with this girl, turns out she wasn't hot at all and everyone knows, just hit 142 likes."
Boy 2: "I liked that! Haha, she was a straight grenade."
Instagret by moreritz January 20, 2015