insomnicum

The act of masturbating when you have trouble sleeping. Trying to get more tired by masturbating.

ex 1:

Person A: Hey, how did you sleep?

Person B: Bad, at least until I unsomnicame.

ex 2:

Person A: Hey, I can't sleep.

Person B: Why don't you try to insomnicum.

by wHY_CAnt-i_sLeeP? June 13, 2010

Insomnium

One of THE best Melodic Death Metal...no...music groups ever. Formed in Finland, they are known for their passionate sound and excellent technical skill. Unfortunately, like so many other good bands you would be lucky to run into a person who has heard of them.

My mom forced me to go to a Jonas Brother's concert. Luckily I played Insomnium on my iPod afterwards, thus saving me from total ear rape.

by RabarJabar June 22, 2009

insomnium

The best music ever, better then anything else you have heard. Its composed so well it will make you shit you self.

"what music do you listen to?"
"Insomnium bitch"

by yourmumlikesmyd May 11, 2009

insomnicracked

The state of being awake for so long that you feel very alert, yet motor functions and processing are skewed.

Person A: I've been up for 48 hours and I can barely type.

Person B: Dude, you're totally insomnicracked.

by chewyfishsticks March 20, 2009

insomniaut

an astronaut that has insomnia

buzz aldron could have been an insomniaut

by a.e. of indy February 20, 2009

insomnisurfing

Surfing the net in bed when all attempts at sleeping have failed and you have to get up and work in a few hours.

I couldn't sleep the night before returning to work since social activities had unbalanced my body clock, so I was glued to my mattress insomnisurfing.

by Paardelul January 6, 2010

Insomniquack

When you can't fall asleep because there are ducks quacking in your mind. Almost like voices.

"Jake can't sleep, he's and insomniquack."

by Inty_ May 3, 2015