Insomnium 

One of THE best Melodic Death Metal...no...music groups ever. Formed in Finland, they are known for their passionate sound and excellent technical skill. Unfortunately, like so many other good bands you would be lucky to run into a person who has heard of them.

My mom forced me to go to a Jonas Brother's concert. Luckily I played Insomnium on my iPod afterwards, thus saving me from total ear rape.

Insomnium by RabarJabar June 22, 2009

insomnium 

The best music ever, better then anything else you have heard. Its composed so well it will make you shit you self.

"what music do you listen to?"
"Insomnium bitch"

insomnium by yourmumlikesmyd May 11, 2009

Insomnium 

Being unusually energetic after not sleeping a few hours after you usually do, and overreacting to stimuli (audibly laughing at something that would make you just chuckle, jumping around when you win something that would make you just smile, etc.).

Hal: what did Jerold drink? He never sweats this hard in Smash.
Ben: don't worry bout it, the insomnium should go away as soon as he sleeps... which could be a while

Insomnium by If Only it was my Birthday August 14, 2022

Insomnia 

The inability to sleep like regular individuals. As much as you tell yourself you’ll sleep that night, your mind just won’t shut down. Medications won’t work, meditation helps. (It’s all in your little crazy head.)

Insomniac: FUCK! It’s 3 am.. Oh well.. looks like I won’t be sleeping. *Grabs phone, Clicks on Pornhub Video*
Fuck yeah.

Friend: "I slept like a baby last night! Love how I can sleep 8 hours errr’night. How’d you sleep?

You: Go lick my butthole. I have insomnia you dick.

Insomnia by Petiteone September 14, 2018

iPad insomnia 

... inability to/or sacrifice of sleep due to the obsession with your iPad

that damn iPad has turned Tom into a zombie.....dude never sleeps anymore...he clearly suffers from iPad insomnia

iPad insomnia by t0mt October 1, 2010

Insomnia 

A common health problem characterised by difficulty in either falling or staying asleep. It can occur on its own (primary) or as a result of another medical disorder, such as depression (secondary).

Insomnia can be debilitating.

Insomnia by Doc_B April 16, 2015

Birthday insomnia 

Insomnia that occurs the day before your birthday. In the morning before your birthday tomorrow, you start to feel excited on the inside but not on the outside. In the nighttime, when you try to go to sleep you can't because tomorrow is your birthday and you stay up late that's where birthday insomnia mainly comes into play.

I can't sleep.
Why?
Because tomorrow is my birthday and when I try to go to sleep my body lets me stay up late.
Then you must have birthday insomnia.

Birthday insomnia by birthday insomnia December 8, 2017