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Insomninut 

The inability to be able to sleep without busting a fat one
Ronnie: The fact I have to nutt to sleep is annoying

Jarrett: you have Insomninut, just handle it and you’ll be out like NyQuil.
Insomninut by Moonstride April 2, 2022

Insomnium 

One of THE best Melodic Death Metal...no...music groups ever. Formed in Finland, they are known for their passionate sound and excellent technical skill. Unfortunately, like so many other good bands you would be lucky to run into a person who has heard of them.
My mom forced me to go to a Jonas Brother's concert. Luckily I played Insomnium on my iPod afterwards, thus saving me from total ear rape.
Insomnium by RabarJabar June 22, 2009

insomnium 

The best music ever, better then anything else you have heard. Its composed so well it will make you shit you self.
"what music do you listen to?"
"Insomnium bitch"
insomnium by yourmumlikesmyd May 11, 2009

insomniate 

To go without sleep for long periods of time
I can no longer insomniate with you, Bill and Ryan, I have to get my sleep.
insomniate by Jeremy Oshansky November 29, 2004

insomnicum

The act of masturbating when you have trouble sleeping. Trying to get more tired by masturbating.
ex 1:

Person A: Hey, how did you sleep?

Person B: Bad, at least until I unsomnicame.

ex 2:

Person A: Hey, I can't sleep.

Person B: Why don't you try to insomnicum.
insomnicum by wHY_CAnt-i_sLeeP? June 13, 2010

insomniatic 

The state of mind where one becomes addicted to the deprivation of sleep caused by an epic revelation of joy.
She was so thrilled that she began to lose sleep. During this, she became so addicted to the feeling of being sleep deprived; she became an insomniatic.
insomniatic by starbizzucks89 August 8, 2007
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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