Insomniquack

When you can't fall asleep because there are ducks quacking in your mind. Almost like voices.

"Jake can't sleep, he's and insomniquack."

by Inty_ May 3, 2015

insomnicracked

The state of being awake for so long that you feel very alert, yet motor functions and processing are skewed.

Person A: I've been up for 48 hours and I can barely type.

Person B: Dude, you're totally insomnicracked.

by chewyfishsticks March 20, 2009

Insomniwhack

Someone who can't do to sleep without whacking off first.

Adam: "Why are you going home so early, it's only 5pm."

Tyler: "C'mon man, I need to jack off for at least 4 hours or I'll never get to sleep."

Adam: "Oh dear, your an Insomniwhack... you really need to find yourself a fucktoy don't you!

by Jarrod, Adamn and Kellyum September 17, 2013