Inseminate the Canine

Less offensive/work safe version of Fuck the Dog: To goof off or avoid work.

That guy is so lazy. He's always trying to inseminate the canine

by elroy jetson 22 June 30, 2009

Text Insemination

Text insemination is the art of "inseminating" the phones of everyone in your cell phone contacts list with a generic text such as "Hey, what's up" or "How's it going?" for the purpose of simultaneously having as many texting conversations as possible with as many different people as possible.

Jesse wanted to communicate with all of his friends at once, so he decided to initiate text insemination.

by Solid Boomstick June 24, 2009

Marine by insemination

Someone {usually a female} who thinks she has intimate knowledge of the Marine Corps or is a Marine because she has fucked one, is fucking one or married one.

person 1: So Ellie's profile shows she was in the Marine Corps from 1970 - 1990 and that she's a Master Sergeant.

person 2: Nah. That's her previous husbands military information and her new husbands rank. She just thinks she's a Marine by insemination.

by angel carter July 2, 2011

feline flagellated segment of a fece female parent inseminator

A polite way of saying the phrase, "pussywhipped piece of shit motherfucker.

This blender is a real feline flagellated segment of a fece female parent inseminator -- the little fucker can't even make a stupid margarita and always reeks like burned wires!

by Telephony October 10, 2016

insemination

The act of ejaculating in a woman to get her pregnant.

My insemination on Jane last night was a success. She is definitely pregnant.

by NumericSpy18 December 3, 2017

Artifistal Insemination

An act in which a man will masturbate and ejaculate into his hand.
Armed with a full hand of semen, he will make a fist and forcefully thrust his fist into his female companion's vagina. Once inside, he opens the fist and releases his seed deep into her uterus.

John and Jessie couldn't concieve, so john tried the radical new method called artifistal insemination.... There was blood

by shame-us October 18, 2008

insexicated

Adj: affected by or as if by copious amounts of fornication.

They lay there like two people that were insexicated after a night of debauchery.

by Cairopractor March 25, 2008