Refers to da "fourth base" action dat you perform wif your bed-partner in da middle of da night because one or both of you couldn't sleep for some reason.
Allowing your main squeeze to insominate you may indeed cause HIM to become sufficiently relaxed and "worn out" to fall asleep, but YOU may be kept awake YOURSELF afterwards from wondering if he either got you preggo or gave you an STD!
by QuacksO January 1, 2022
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Jesse wanted to communicate with all of his friends at once, so he decided to initiate text insemination.
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Get the Text Insemination mug.Someone {usually a female} who thinks she has intimate knowledge of the Marine Corps or is a Marine because she has fucked one, is fucking one or married one.
person 1: So Ellie's profile shows she was in the Marine Corps from 1970 - 1990 and that she's a Master Sergeant.
person 2: Nah. That's her previous husbands military information and her new husbands rank. She just thinks she's a Marine by insemination.
person 2: Nah. That's her previous husbands military information and her new husbands rank. She just thinks she's a Marine by insemination.
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Get the insemination mug.An act in which a man will masturbate and ejaculate into his hand.
Armed with a full hand of semen, he will make a fist and forcefully thrust his fist into his female companion's vagina. Once inside, he opens the fist and releases his seed deep into her uterus.
Armed with a full hand of semen, he will make a fist and forcefully thrust his fist into his female companion's vagina. Once inside, he opens the fist and releases his seed deep into her uterus.
John and Jessie couldn't concieve, so john tried the radical new method called artifistal insemination.... There was blood
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