a case of swampass that is caused by having the settings on your heated automobile seats too high. usually occurs in the winter time, when natural atmospheric conditions are not favorable for the development of swampass.

"man, was it cold this morning! i cranked the heated seats up to 10, and before i knew what hit me, i had created some artificially inseminated swampass!"

artificially inseminated swampass by swampazz February 26, 2010

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invaginated

To be infatuated with the vagina!

Ben was invaginated with Sara after her tattoo!

invaginated by gregdmoney January 26, 2009

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Inseminate the Canine

Less offensive/work safe version of Fuck the Dog: To goof off or avoid work.

That guy is so lazy. He's always trying to inseminate the canine

Inseminate the Canine by elroy jetson 22 June 30, 2009

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inspaminate

the act of your inbox being taken over by junk email from a person in your contacts, because their account has been hacked.

My inbox has been inspaminated by Bob's email....someone must have hacked into his account!

inspaminate by TaT2dGrrl July 10, 2011

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Insomniated

When you got so drunk last night and woke up this morning, you're not hung over, but you're definitely NOT right. Youre sober but it doesnt feel like it.. and everybody else thinks you're fucked up but you're not. You may have slept you might not have. But You really don't know. But you're not tired either. Its like you killed way too many brain cells the night before and you can definitely feel it.

Friend: Dude whats wrong with you? Are you fucked up or drunk or something?

Me: Nah man, I'm just insomniated. You won't believe how fucked up I got last night.

Friend: Just go to bed then

Me: Thats the thing, I'm not even tired though. I just feel like I'm fucked up or something.

Freind: I hate when its like that. Yeah you're definitely insomniated.

Insomniated by Boozie l.p. December 4, 2020

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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