a case of swampass that is caused by having the settings on your heated automobile seats too high. usually occurs in the winter time, when natural atmospheric conditions are not favorable for the development of swampass.

"man, was it cold this morning! i cranked the heated seats up to 10, and before i knew what hit me, i had created some artificially inseminated swampass!"

artificially inseminated swampass by swampazz February 26, 2010

invaginated

To be infatuated with the vagina!

Ben was invaginated with Sara after her tattoo!

invaginated by gregdmoney January 26, 2009

Inseminate the Canine

Less offensive/work safe version of Fuck the Dog: To goof off or avoid work.

That guy is so lazy. He's always trying to inseminate the canine

Inseminate the Canine by elroy jetson 22 June 30, 2009

inspaminate

the act of your inbox being taken over by junk email from a person in your contacts, because their account has been hacked.

My inbox has been inspaminated by Bob's email....someone must have hacked into his account!

inspaminate by TaT2dGrrl July 10, 2011

Insomniated

When you got so drunk last night and woke up this morning, you're not hung over, but you're definitely NOT right. Youre sober but it doesnt feel like it.. and everybody else thinks you're fucked up but you're not. You may have slept you might not have. But You really don't know. But you're not tired either. Its like you killed way too many brain cells the night before and you can definitely feel it.

Friend: Dude whats wrong with you? Are you fucked up or drunk or something?

Me: Nah man, I'm just insomniated. You won't believe how fucked up I got last night.

Friend: Just go to bed then

Me: Thats the thing, I'm not even tired though. I just feel like I'm fucked up or something.

Freind: I hate when its like that. Yeah you're definitely insomniated.

Insomniated by Boozie l.p. December 4, 2020

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026