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YEAH RIGHT!
Made popular by the movie CLUELESS staring Alicia Silverstone.
Meaning: I'm definetly not going to do that / not into that/ don't beleive that / etc.
If a guy tells me he knows I'm in love with him (but I think he's a total loser), then I say to him "AS IF!"
by Aaliyah Christen January 04, 2004
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a Feckless, Shameless, Coward whose purpose in Life is to please Donald J. Trump with Oral Praise and Bullshit Compliments. ( Noun ).
Lindsey Graham is a consummate Trump Fluffer.
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Short for "as if that was true," "as if that would really happen," or "as if she'd really agree to that." Basically, it means it'll be a cold day in hell that the idea or event is true or ever will be. It's a hipper version of the 80's expression, "Yeah, right!"
Enriched after selling plasma, old impoverished Nathan approached young, smokin' hot Angela and asked her if she'd like to have dinner with him at the all-you-can-eat buffet: his treat. After throwing up a bit in her mouth, she rolled her beautiful blue eyes and blurted, "As if!"
by Rico Suave' January 29, 2017
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A great guy. Attractive. No reason for a girl to not like him. Brags about being better, but who cares honestly?
Asif brags, but is great.
by Nameless human being November 13, 2019
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an expression of utter repulsion and or disqust. to be said when thourougly annoyed.
"the sales guy came up to me, and was like, we have the best polyester pants! and i told him loud and clear "as if" and then i walked out the door"
by erin robinson February 15, 2004
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