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Vice Klugle Leander thought Klansman Delmar was kinda infeminate and maybe shouldn't oughta be wearing the robes...the thought made him giddy.
by megnao flimpis August 5, 2003
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infeminate

Bubba was synchonizing the cow's estrus cycles in order to artificially inseminate them but the cow lurched in the head catch and he shot 10cc's of Ludalice into his thumb and now wondered if it was going to infeminate him.
by harry flashman August 4, 2003
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Text Insemination

Text insemination is the art of "inseminating" the phones of everyone in your cell phone contacts list with a generic text such as "Hey, what's up" or "How's it going?" for the purpose of simultaneously having as many texting conversations as possible with as many different people as possible.
Jesse wanted to communicate with all of his friends at once, so he decided to initiate text insemination.
by Solid Boomstick June 24, 2009
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Marine by insemination

Someone {usually a female} who thinks she has intimate knowledge of the Marine Corps or is a Marine because she has fucked one, is fucking one or married one.
person 1: So Ellie's profile shows she was in the Marine Corps from 1970 - 1990 and that she's a Master Sergeant.

person 2: Nah. That's her previous husbands military information and her new husbands rank. She just thinks she's a Marine by insemination.
by angel carter July 2, 2011
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feline flagellated segment of a fece female parent inseminator

A polite way of saying the phrase, "pussywhipped piece of shit motherfucker.
This blender is a real feline flagellated segment of a fece female parent inseminator -- the little fucker can't even make a stupid margarita and always reeks like burned wires!
by Telephony October 10, 2016
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insemination

The act of ejaculating in a woman to get her pregnant.
My insemination on Jane last night was a success. She is definitely pregnant.
by NumericSpy18 December 3, 2017
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Artifistal Insemination

An act in which a man will masturbate and ejaculate into his hand.
Armed with a full hand of semen, he will make a fist and forcefully thrust his fist into his female companion's vagina. Once inside, he opens the fist and releases his seed deep into her uterus.
John and Jessie couldn't concieve, so john tried the radical new method called artifistal insemination.... There was blood
by shame-us October 18, 2008
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