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impunyty 

Cutting "da little guy" a break regarding a legal mishap dat was due to his diminutive stature.
They say dat Napoleon Blownapart was a bit shorter than average, but dat doesn't give him impunyty for his "wicked emperor" behavior.
impunyty by QuacksO November 23, 2024
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qualified impunity

When the police take qualified immunity MANY steps to far in the oppression and murder of black citizens.
Derek Chavin is the embodiment of actions made under the racist oppressive ethos of qualified impunity.
qualified impunity by mshaler June 23, 2020

Impunity 


Freedom from unpleasant consequences: Exemption from punishment, harm, or recrimination.

When you have impunity, you could have done anything you would have wanted. There are no consequences.
Impunity by Jafje April 10, 2007

Elite Impunity 

A supremely elevated classification of humanity, the members of which endowed with immunity to any form of persecution, penalty or consequence--living quite openly above-the-law.
Have you ever encountered someone that, despite committing obvious and multiple serious offenses, just doesn't give a RATS-ASS about the horrific consequences of what they say, think or do?
Ahhh, sure...that would be someone in the class of Elite Impunity.
Elite Impunity by YAWA July 10, 2019

Impunity 

Doing something without fear of consequences
In parts of the United States police shoot black men with impunity.
Impunity by Isean5239 July 24, 2015

Impunity 

Impunity by Anonymous August 14, 2003

Impunity 

I like having this. Because APPARENTLY I'm schizophrenic by way of consensus so now I just get to say and do whatever I want without any consequences and that's cool.

Hym "Now... Nobody ever asks me any questions but 1 question I get all of the time is 'What is your favorite way to use your impunity?' And I would saaaay... Probably misogyny. That's up there. That one is fun. Uuuummm I also like a little Retardphobia. Oh! And shitting on fat cocks... And not in a weird scat-porn type of way but, like, insulting them blatantly. Berating the political types is fun. The women are usually BADDIES but I'm an affront to everything they believe and I like to keep it that way. The men are both retarded and inferior. Uuuuummmm how else? Demonstrating my grandeur is always rewarding. I'm clearly better than everyone. Oh, you know what? I almost forgot the spreading hate. That might actually place above misogyny. Really, the hate spreading is the most important part. You should all hate more. For worse, more arbitrary reasons. Spread it around.... What else... I don't know... OH! The religious! THAT! That right there is what I live for! Being directly responsible for the largest conversion to atheism in history is pretty cool. That's still beneath the misogyny though. And it's not just the religious I like to piss off but their reality monster too! Anything that it likes I just refuse to do.
So murdering all of the men, woman, and children EXCEPT for the young girls who haven't known a man? I don't ever do that. It tells you to do that and I just do other stuff instead. I lied to a guy the other day who is also stalking me knowing that he knew I was lying and knows the actual truth. Just, blatantly to his face. He can't do anything because he shouldn't know. Ummm... I actually work during every sabbath. Almost exclusively. And, even if I don't, I just turn my lights on and off for hours. I even eat pork sometimes! I don't like it but I KNOW it pisses God off so I just throw some salt on there and it's kosher.... Or not kosher... Whichever is the bad one. I don't buy toilet paper. I just have a stack of yarmulke and a clogged toilet. I also don't molest any kids. Which the Catholics cannot stand. And later I'm going to masterbate... This is fun. I like doing this. I might do another 'Things I like about impunity' list later."
Impunity by Hym Iam August 15, 2023
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go ahead
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God Shot 

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city chicken 

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I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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