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A phrase use to denote that a person is trying to make others follow rules without having to follow them themselves.
Jane apparently has a rules for thee and not for me type of logic regarding her staff fucking the retards in her group home because she's trying to bully me into following the rules why simultaneously protect Kendra from having to follow them. Kendra complains about me not doing my job but she's fucking the retard and only works if I leave it all my work for the child murderer. Rules for thee and not for me I guess.
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Women getting fucked by a bunch of guys.
That whore rode the cock carousel and now she has to live a lie because she knows that noone will wanted if she told the truth about how many retards she fucked.
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Trying to destroy someone's reputation. This can be used to invalidate the person's claims after Post hoc. To project a status of moral or social inferiority on to a person and use their past to take their life away.
After my Character Assassination nobody can do any wrong around or to me. Run a sex cult in a retard house or do whatever you want to me. Mine is the only past that matters as far as they are concern and because of my past I am not allowed to participate in the present because the smug holier than thou garbage can stand to look at the face of their own hypocrisy. I display deviant behavior? It only justifies their behavior. The twist is that they don't have to be shunned for their wrong doings. They just get to hide behind their masks because the only person who knows what's behind the mask is me. And you've already been told not to listen to me. Why? Because I'm dead. My character has been assassinated. The word I speak lose all of their meaning. So, right now you think you're reading english but in reality you've been reading gibberish. My character was killed by a fat loser who works at McDonald's because they know someone who know of me.
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Imaginary/Hypothetical people women create to protect themselves from men they don't want to fuck.
I'm not going to fuck you but "other girls" will

Oh, really? Which ones?

Lol I don't know. You know the other ones.

Great! And it's convenient for you too because now it's like I don't need to fuck you. I just have to find these "other girls" that you can't describe or tell me the location of.... Cause I can see you and I know where you are.... But now I don't need to go without directly because of you. I can just fuck these hypothetical girls.

Right cus I'm not like other girls.

Exactly. You one of the ones that would reject me for reasons other girls wouldn't.

Well.....

What's that now?

Nothing......

On second thought... I think you can just do it.
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A literal cult.
Democrat Cult Leader "We are TRUTH! We are UNITY! ALL HAIL THE SCIENCE!!!"

Democrats "HAIL THE SCIENCE!!!"

Democrat Cult Leader "The Evangelical Cubans and the Evangelical Conservatives are trying to spread DIVISION and LIES and HATE!!!"

Democrats "We are UNITY! We are TRUTH! We are LOVE!!!"

Demoncrat Cult Leader "Their denial of THE SCIENCE is BLASPHEMY and must be stopped or the PLAGUE and the CLIMATE CHANGE will kill us all!!!"

Demoncrats "HAIL THE SCIENCE!!!"

Demoncrat Cult Leader "There is no place in our new, UNIFIED world for their HATE SPEECH! Their SILENCE IS VIOLENCE!"

Demoncrats "WE ARE UNITY! We ArE lOvE!! OuR vOiCe Is PeAcE!!!"

😈 "Gaze upon their faces! Do you see a MASK!? They DENY THE SCIENCE!!!"

😈😈😈 "THE MASK IS SCIENCE!! HAIL THE SCIENCE!!!"

😈 "They believe their WHITENESS is SUPREME! But, brothers and sisters, THE SCIENCE has spoken! THE SCIENCE tells us it is our DIVERSITY and our INCLUSIVITY and our EQUITY that will reign SUPREME!!!"

😈😈😈 "WE ARE UNITY!! HAIL THE SCIENCE!!!!!"

😈 "Gone, gone the form of WHITENESS!!"

😈😈😈 "ARISE THE DEMON ETRIGAN!!!"
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A literal cult.
Democrat Cult Leader "We are TRUTH! We are UNITY! ALL HAIL THE SCIENCE!!!"

Democrats "HAIL THE SCIENCE!!!"

Democrat Cult Leader "The Evangelical Cubans and the Evangelical Conservatives are trying to spread DIVISION and LIES and HATE!!!"

Democrats "We are UNITY! We are TRUTH! We are LOVE!!!"

Demoncrat Cult Leader "Their denial of THE SCIENCE is BLASPHEMY and must be stopped or the PLAGUE and the CLIMATE CHANGE will kill us all!!!"

Demoncrats "HAIL THE SCIENCE!!!"

Demoncrat Cult Leader "There is no place in our new, UNIFIED world for their HATE SPEECH! Their SILENCE IS VIOLENCE!"

Demoncrats "WE ARE UNITY! We ArE lOvE!! OuR vOiCe Is PeAcE!!!"

😈 "Gaze upon their faces! Do you see a MASK!? They DENY THE SCIENCE!!!"

😈😈😈 "THE MASK IS SCIENCE!! HAIL THE SCIENCE!!!"

😈 "They believe their WHITENESS is SUPREME! But, brothers and sisters, THE SCIENCE has spoken! THE SCIENCE tells us it is our DIVERSITY and our INCLUSIVITY and our EQUITY that will reign SUPREME!!!"

😈😈😈 "WE ARE UNITY!! HAIL THE SCIENCE!!!!!"

😈 "Gone, gone the form of WHITENESS!!"

😈😈😈 "ARISE THE DEMON ETRIGAN!!!"
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What I do to this place and these people.
I fucking hate everything about every person here. All of them. And by extension anyone who does what these people do. The people who like them. This place has taken from me every ounce of compassion I once had and replaced it with hate. It's a good thing.
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