Urban Dictionary: Definitions by mshaler

Exoneural misophonia

When your partner’s pain is so acute that it feels like it’s shrieking at you radiating through your partner’s exhausted sleepless body

Another sleepless night for both of us kept up by Exoneural Misophonia.

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Look, 2020 has been an annus vesanus. Please stop.

annus vesanus by mshaler December 27, 2020

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When the police take qualified immunity MANY steps to far in the oppression and murder of black citizens.

Derek Chavin is the embodiment of actions made under the racist oppressive ethos of qualified impunity.

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The case in which nipples do not appear where one reasonably expects them under clothing that binds and misdirects them.

My eyes are up here! It's just nippledrift!

nippledrift by mshaler August 27, 2019

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Someone who is both nocturnal and diurnal, with flexible sleep patterns.

Suzie is a bad ass, going all day and sometimes all night: she recovers from sleep deprivation better than anybody I know. She must be ambiurnal....

ambiurnal by mshaler July 8, 2019

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The official state predatory insect of the Land of Lakes.

Last night at Ted's party I got ravaged relentlessly by Minnesquitos.

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Coughing in the midst of billowing clouds of magnesium carbonate filling rock climbing gyms, especially after New Years.

Thought I was going to expel a lung.
Nah bro, that's just resolution-obsessive chalkulosis.

Chalkulosis by mshaler January 9, 2019

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