1. a. A person of mixed European and Native American heritage or descent who rambles in his/her speech, b. eats an inordinant amount of carrots, or c. cramps the bug.

2. Harsh sun

3. Withered corn stalk

1.a) That ol' horn mestizo is really annoying, and if he don't shut his trap soon, I'm gonna lamblast the son'u'bitch
1.b) The horn mestizo over there sure can eat alotta them carrots
1.c) Check out that friggin' horn mestizo!

2. I grew increasingly hot in the horn mestizo.

3. The shanks of the horn mestizo ruffled in the rising wind.

horn mestizo by P'tainz March 25, 2011

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Hornaman

A diabetic man who never learns anyones real name. One who dances around the room looking crazy. Favorite word: "shiznit"

"Look at that Hornaman, he's at it again"

Hornaman by Carpentier January 30, 2009

goal horn

when a hockey player scores a goal in that player's home arena, instantaneously lighting the red lamp thus triggering a horn similar to the likes of a the horn from a train. the goal horn brings about an ecstatic reaction from the crowd and is best accompanied by the "hey song"

The Calgary Flames goal horn gives me chills down my spine. I downloaded the MP3 version of the Flames goal horn to my iPod and I listen to it before I play in my deck hockey league.

goal horn by Heshootsandscores February 14, 2010

shoe horned

Forced into a position or situation where, under normal circumstances, wouldn't have fit or belonged otherwise.

Much like the device the term was named after, it is awkwardly insisting something to be where it shouldn't.

The producer insisted the writers shoe horned a romantic sub-plot in what was supposed to just be a horror-themed crime drama.

"There was no opportunity in the conversation for Chris to talk about this thing that was only interesting to him, so he shoe-horned it into the conversation with an awkward segway."

shoe horned by Waffletron May 2, 2016

Cake Horn

An expression for when someone won't shut their pie hole. Coined by Fez Whatley on "The Ron & Fez Show" in early 2014.

Fez: The gay spider wouldn't shut it's cake horn.

Cake Horn by thespidersgay March 12, 2014

horndog

a guy or girl that is always horny

dude you are such a horndog

horndog by darkwingangel February 23, 2011

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026