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hornblower

While receiving road head, the guy slams on the breaks just as he is about to cum. This forces her head to hit the horn, and then he shoots a fatty load all over her face.
Peter was getting road head, and decided to give his girlfriend a hornblower surprise.
hornblower by Deter P May 1, 2009
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hornblower

Jager certainly is a horny little hornblower.
hornblower by Mr. Nobody August 17, 2004

hornblower

Joe's a pr0n fiend and a hornblower.
hornblower by Vertigo January 8, 2004

Hornblower

Verb: to take something that use to be in great shape and utterly destroy it totally by accident or stupidity
Can be used to descibe total annialtion of things that defy explaination
He put the new bbq in the back of the truck and hornblowered it up.

We use to be able to watch tv but it got hornblowered up by the kids
Hornblower by zeph32 February 5, 2010

hornblower

AKA Crack Smoker
while I waited at the bus stop for the 20 some hornblowers were smoking crack underneath their hoodies to take a hit in public
hornblower by 503n8ive February 9, 2015

Hornblower

A hornblower is someone with narcissistic tendencies that always has to big note/try to appear superior has attitude of self grandeur to others to hide there lack of self esteem much to the annoyance of people around them.
The hornblower. I’m a …… look at my ….. I’m more better then you all. Look at these people I know….you all must see me as superior.
Hornblower by The eyes of Medusa. August 30, 2021

hornblower farts 

Extraordinarily jarring, loud flatulence that could awaken the dead.
He is famous for his unnerving hornblower farts which I understand may have been responsible for the sudden death of his grandfather.
hornblower farts by Dr Bunnygirl August 26, 2019
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I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

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