The overwhelming feeling of dread from what you did the night before. Often is the worst part of a hangover and will make you rethink all your life decisions. Gives you the urge to call all of your friends you were with to see if they still love you or not.
Friend: Ayo how you doing today rick?
Rick: Horrible man, I embarrassed the fuck out of myself last night
Friend: Shitttt you got that hanxiety
N. The feeling of agitation caused by a combination of hunger and a lack of or limited supply of food. Symptoms include irrationality and mood swings. When patient comes into contact with food they often attempt to hoard it or binge eat.
Some patients also report cases of extreme hanxiety when sharing a food from a common dish. The patient becomes hanxious that he or she will not receive his or her fair share.
Also, hanxious (A.)
Related to Hanger, (N). the a state of extreme irritability caused by low blood sugar
"I don't have any food at home and it's making me hanxious"
"When John ate most of the popcorn, Jane felt an hanxiety attack coming on."
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.