Definitions by Waffletron
hanging fire
"I'm hanging fire before I commit to buying this latest video game, because I want to find out if it sucks or not first."
hanging fire by Waffletron September 14, 2017
shoe horned
Forced into a position or situation where, under normal circumstances, wouldn't have fit or belonged otherwise.
Much like the device the term was named after, it is awkwardly insisting something to be where it shouldn't.
Much like the device the term was named after, it is awkwardly insisting something to be where it shouldn't.
The producer insisted the writers shoe horned a romantic sub-plot in what was supposed to just be a horror-themed crime drama.
"There was no opportunity in the conversation for Chris to talk about this thing that was only interesting to him, so he shoe-horned it into the conversation with an awkward segway."
"There was no opportunity in the conversation for Chris to talk about this thing that was only interesting to him, so he shoe-horned it into the conversation with an awkward segway."
shoe horned by Waffletron May 2, 2016
Emily 18
A pornographic model (typically of the softcore variety) who gains distinction through her incredibly young appearances.
Although bearing several tattoo's, she frequently emphasizes on this trait by dressing up and acting the "sweet innocent little girl" role. Some may refer to her as "Decoy Jailbait"
As this may be the source of appeal to the vast majority of her fans, others feel incredibly filthy of this, as she plays a very convincing child.
Although bearing several tattoo's, she frequently emphasizes on this trait by dressing up and acting the "sweet innocent little girl" role. Some may refer to her as "Decoy Jailbait"
As this may be the source of appeal to the vast majority of her fans, others feel incredibly filthy of this, as she plays a very convincing child.
Girlfriend: "DUDE, WTF!!! You sick pedophile!"
Boyfriend: "Relax! Relax! It's just Emily 18...that's what she does."
Boyfriend: "Relax! Relax! It's just Emily 18...that's what she does."
Emily 18 by Waffletron June 23, 2009