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hornament

Could be used as a compliment or an insult. The definition is a mix between "ornament" and "whore". They are mostly looks, and like to get sticks (like branches from a Christmas tree) stuck through them. They also come in various colours.
omfg!!! Sarah is such a hornament!
by Aldoria November 21, 2006
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Hornaman

A diabetic man who never learns anyones real name. One who dances around the room looking crazy. Favorite word: "shiznit"
"Look at that Hornaman, he's at it again"
by Carpentier January 30, 2009
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Wood Ornament

A beautiful female specimen worth permanently mounting upon your erect penis for all the world to see.
Example 1: Check her out...I would so make her my wood ornament.

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Example 2: (pick up line) Excuse me ma'am, how would you like to be my wood ornament?
by ImperialFleet1 June 22, 2011
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christmas ornament

a peice of shit hanging from your penis after giveing anal
guy 1 well i fucked amanda up the ass
Guy2 how was it?
Guy 1 good until i got a christmas ornament
by killmeihavenolife November 6, 2009
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dick ornament

A comely young woman who would look right at home perched on your penis. Used as a decoration for your wang.
"Heather looks nice tonight, maybe I'll use her as a dick ornament."
by Silence March 26, 2003
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Ornament Eyes

Being so completely shacked that your eyes look like a freshly polished pair of red Christmas ornaments. Can be easily remedied with a heavy dose of Visine.
Parent: Where were you, ornament eyes? Torching some hippie lettuce?
You: I went uhh ... swimming.
by Lenwah August 20, 2011
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Hondamentalist

A person, or people in a family, who only own cars made by Honda, and reject even the thought of owning anything else. Their devotion to these cars is nothing short of fanatical.
Since they moved into the house next door ten years ago, Dave and Sally have owned a Prelude, a Civic and an Odyssey, and they currently own a CR-V and a Fit. They are truly Hondamentalists.
by Lagavulin July 1, 2009
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