hornament 

Could be used as a compliment or an insult. The definition is a mix between "ornament" and "whore". They are mostly looks, and like to get sticks (like branches from a Christmas tree) stuck through them. They also come in various colours.

omfg!!! Sarah is such a hornament!

hornament by Aldoria November 21, 2006

Hornaman

A diabetic man who never learns anyones real name. One who dances around the room looking crazy. Favorite word: "shiznit"

"Look at that Hornaman, he's at it again"

Hornaman by Carpentier January 30, 2009

Wood Ornament 

A beautiful female specimen worth permanently mounting upon your erect penis for all the world to see.

Example 1: Check her out...I would so make her my wood ornament.

-or-

Example 2: (pick up line) Excuse me ma'am, how would you like to be my wood ornament?

Wood Ornament by ImperialFleet1 June 22, 2011

christmas ornament 

a peice of shit hanging from your penis after giveing anal

guy 1 well i fucked amanda up the ass
Guy2 how was it?
Guy 1 good until i got a christmas ornament

christmas ornament by killmeihavenolife November 6, 2009

dick ornament 

A comely young woman who would look right at home perched on your penis. Used as a decoration for your wang.

"Heather looks nice tonight, maybe I'll use her as a dick ornament."

dick ornament by Silence March 26, 2003

Ornament Eyes 

Being so completely shacked that your eyes look like a freshly polished pair of red Christmas ornaments. Can be easily remedied with a heavy dose of Visine.

Parent: Where were you, ornament eyes? Torching some hippie lettuce?
You: I went uhh ... swimming.

Ornament Eyes by Lenwah August 20, 2011

Hondamentalist 

A person, or people in a family, who only own cars made by Honda, and reject even the thought of owning anything else. Their devotion to these cars is nothing short of fanatical.

Since they moved into the house next door ten years ago, Dave and Sally have owned a Prelude, a Civic and an Odyssey, and they currently own a CR-V and a Fit. They are truly Hondamentalists.

Hondamentalist by Lagavulin July 1, 2009