Bornament

"A Christmas ornament that you get when you are born"

"Alisa's parents don't care much about Christmas... she doesn't even have a bornament."

"Randi is adopted, therefore her 'parents' have nothing with which to make her bornament."

alternatively: "All the children hang their bornaments on the tree on Christmas eve"

by Randazz and Baumdizzle November 27, 2009

Wood Ornament

A beautiful female specimen worth permanently mounting upon your erect penis for all the world to see.

Example 1: Check her out...I would so make her my wood ornament.

-or-

Example 2: (pick up line) Excuse me ma'am, how would you like to be my wood ornament?

by ImperialFleet1 June 22, 2011

Boneamental

(Bone-Ah-mental) An erection which serves no sexual purpose

His morning wood was alot like when he got wood wrestling his sister, it was just boneamental...

by craBsnatcher May 1, 2011

christmas ornament

a peice of shit hanging from your penis after giveing anal

guy 1 well i fucked amanda up the ass
Guy2 how was it?
Guy 1 good until i got a christmas ornament

by killmeihavenolife November 6, 2009

dick ornament

A comely young woman who would look right at home perched on your penis. Used as a decoration for your wang.

"Heather looks nice tonight, maybe I'll use her as a dick ornament."

by Silence March 26, 2003

Bointment

Bointment is a non-existent metaphorical ointment you recommend to people when they get butthurt. It is a topical ointment applied on top of both cheeks to relieve any unjustified butthurtedness.

Tristan: “Bro, that’s so wack you won that game of Mario Party strictly on bonus stars!”
Stephen: “Do you need some Bointment bro?”

by Ploomer August 27, 2020

Ornament Eyes

Being so completely shacked that your eyes look like a freshly polished pair of red Christmas ornaments. Can be easily remedied with a heavy dose of Visine.

Parent: Where were you, ornament eyes? Torching some hippie lettuce?
You: I went uhh ... swimming.

by Lenwah August 20, 2011