killmeihavenolife's definitions

Rump roast

the act of cooking someone from the inside out with a curling iron in their ass

the tragic cause of death was rump roasting

by killmeihavenolife December 25, 2009

cooterpuffing

the act of smoking out of a chicks cooter

we went to a party and went cooterpuffing

by killmeihavenolife December 25, 2009

dickenpox

a rare strain of hepatitis x

o fuck i have dickenpox!!!!!!

by killmeihavenolife December 25, 2009

herpasyphilaids

rare disease which causes dickenpox contracted through sexual contact with a transvestite cadaver

o shit i have herpasyphilaids

by killmeihavenolife December 25, 2009

jizzmas

the failure to jizz on santa claus

i hope it will be a white jizzmas

by killmeihavenolife December 25, 2009

byedonkadonk

1.leaving badonkadonk
2.a bi person's badonkadonk

1.(a person staring as some big assed lady leaves) Byedonkadonk)
2.i want some of that byedonkadonk.

by killmeihavenolife October 7, 2007

christmas ornament

a peice of shit hanging from your penis after giveing anal

guy 1 well i fucked amanda up the ass
Guy2 how was it?
Guy 1 good until i got a christmas ornament

by killmeihavenolife November 6, 2009