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ornamental 

a trophy chinese bitch trotted out in public only for show
Sean Kinsella thinks he is cool because he is banging that ornamental with him.
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ornamental 

An oriental woman, typically beautiful, often considered a trophy or status date.

Often seen in the movies accompanying the rich and famous at ritzy clubs.
"Check out that ornamental with Brad."
"Yeah man, lucky jackass."
ornamental by Derriere January 3, 2006

ornamental snake

A man's penis that is meant to be admired from afar for either its size, beauty or both. Not to be touched at any cost.
As Ruth entered the dimly lit bar she at once got the overpowering notion that this was a place where the ornamental snake thrived.....
ornamental snake by Marteau December 14, 2015

ornamental hermit

Also known as a "garden hermit"; a person hired by wealthy landowners in the 18th century to live in solitude in a specially built hermitage, folly, or grotto on their estate, acting as a living decoration. They were expected to embody the qualities of a druid and live a secluded life, often with specific rules like growing their hair and beard long and not washing. In return for their service, they received lodging, food, and a stipend. Landowners and their guests might occasionally consult their garden hermits for advice, stories, or entertainment.
Landowners placed advertisements in local newspapers seeking ornamental hermits to live on their property for long spans of time (7 years, in one instance).One legend goes that someone's ornamental hermit was found drinking at a local pub 3 weeks into their tenure, thus breaching their contract.
ornamental hermit by A. Patmos November 27, 2025

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.9.<.7.9.7.6.>Swedish (Hellström): Ornamental Name Composed Of The Elements Häll '(Flat) Rock' (As Used In Place Names) + Ström 'River'<.7.9.7.6.>.9.
.9.<.7.9.7.6.>Swedish (Hellström): Ornamental Name Composed Of The Elements Häll '(Flat) Rock' (As Used In Place Names) + Ström 'River'<.7.9.7.6.>.9.

Wood Ornament 

A beautiful female specimen worth permanently mounting upon your erect penis for all the world to see.
Example 1: Check her out...I would so make her my wood ornament.

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Example 2: (pick up line) Excuse me ma'am, how would you like to be my wood ornament?
Wood Ornament by ImperialFleet1 June 22, 2011

christmas ornament 

a peice of shit hanging from your penis after giveing anal
guy 1 well i fucked amanda up the ass
Guy2 how was it?
Guy 1 good until i got a christmas ornament
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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