whornament

An attractive person, sexually involved with an unattractive and wealthy person, that gets paraded around at social events; a trophy-wife/husband who has yet to get the ring

Dude, Bob must have made partner . . . check out the rack on his new whornament.

by Grex May 8, 2008

Whornament

A piercing in the belly button of a woman.

Did you see her whornament? Better where a condom tonight to make sure you don't get an STI.

by AFC1974 March 3, 2010